Female Stoolie Reader Email – Would You Rather…
A. Have the power to sleep with any chick you wanted at anytime BUT never see the “o” face
…or…
B. Have to spit your usual game BUT be absolutely masterful in the sack.
On the one hand, you could fuck perfect tens on the regular but every woman would know within a month that you are absolute shit. More awkward than Pres.
On the other hand, you’d have to work just as hard as you do now to get laid but once you’ve slept with a girl she’d be dying to do it again; whenever and wherever you say. And she’d tell her friends…
Erin
I try to give you girls a fair shake. I really do. But goodness gracious you chicks are making it hard. See this question here? This can’t be a serious question right? If most chicks are running around planet earth wondering the answer to this question – more importantly, thinking that this is some sort of brain buster, stuck-between-a-rock-and-a-hard-place sort of question – then you girls as a gender are completely fucked.
Lets dig into this unanswerable question, Erin. On the one hand, I can fuck any girl on the planet earth, the only “drawback” being they won’t ever want to commit to me full time and I’ll just have to settle for sex with no strings attached with as many partners as my heart desires forever. Or, I get to have sex with a minimal amount of women, when I do have sex with them its all about her, and she’s clingy and will always want to be with me. Like Marisa Tomei in that movie What Women Want. Mel Gibson gives her the O of a lifetime and she just becomes suicidal and shit. Gee. Let me think about this one.
Its borderline insane to me that theres even 1 girl alive contemplating how dudes would answer this. Lets get one thing clear – getting off is your own responsibility. I’ll give you 7 quality innings but the 8th inning man and closer in the 9th is up to you to seal the deal. You gotta bring out toys or fantasize about your ex, go for it toots. Do what you gotta do because I’ve done all the slow down, pretend you’re teasing her, think about your dead grandma techniques in the book and you’ve got maximum 2 more minutes to get the job done.
Girls, if you think that most guys out there care about being some sexual stallion, you’re sadly mistaken. Being good in bed is like being able to bench press a lot. When you’re younger you worry about and you’re jealous of the dude who can put up like 225. But after a couple years you realize it really doesn’t fucking matter and you stop caring. I mean don’t get me wrong, I’d rather be good at it than not. But if you think I’m wasting my one wish from the Would You Rather Genie on the ability to please a small amount of women sexually, you are outside of your mind.

Amen…this is Gospel. I’d slay random forever
I would def go with the 2nd answer. Now if you suck and cant get laid then you would have to say 1. So basiclly if you say 1, you never get laid
Already have the second scenario so why wouldn’t you pick the first?
Q: How do you know when a woman has an orgasm
A: Who cares?
You’re right Pres, and good luck to this fucking cunt.
can we get a slow clap
Good job, pres….. KFC, you also did a good job answering this ugly whore.
“women fake orgasm because…I don’t know why I don’t give a shit” – Jim Jeffries
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdbvpjoq70
pretty sure she was joking when she asked that question… right?!?!
Chicks are so stupid. You mean you came to me and asked this question when I have a million other important things to do like watch sportscenter. Don’t ever talk to me again. The questions don’t even make sense. Would I rather be good at sex with one girl or be ok at sex but have lots of girls? Shut the fuck up.
KFC, blog about this (what may be the NFLs gay future): http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highschool-prep-rally/concussion-preventer-funky-looking-gel-caps-over-helmets-153502089.html i dont know how to send you “tips”….
i agree with your end game but you are missing a way to have both. If you pick #1 and are a king in bed – those chicks will tell their friends about the best sex they ever had. then said friends will wait until they are out of town and then “accidently” hook up with you. the girls will eventually end up fighting, making up, and then wanting nothing to do with you, which deals with the other complaint you had.
Once you run through one group of friends its onto the next. and repeat.
She was better off asking would you rather enjoy your life and throw every fuck you can give out a window, or worry about what people thought about you and be lame in the process…
Where are Huff ‘N Doback to rap some sense into this chick when you need ‘em “We sail around the World, and go Port to Port. Every time I cum, I produce a quart! Put on your life vest, let’s drop anchor. There’s a nice lady who I’d like to spank her” BOATS and HOES
bearjew…taking option 1 means you get to fuck Megan Fox and Kate Upton and shit…def take option 1
Erin, show your tits to make up for this disaster.
I mean, the answer is A, obviously but the logic behind selecting B is there too, just a way harder road. This is like asking a guy if he wants to have the natural talent to become a sports superstar or if he wants to work and train for it and then become a superstar.
Basically what I’m saying is this question is not mutually exclusive. It’s either unlimited pussy now or unlimited pussy later by virtue of laying wood and word getting around. So yeah, why the fuck would any man select pussy later?
About the “O” face, does she mean that I or the broad can’t come? That would change the question completely. Women are still an inferior species to men.
Silly bitch. The only question i want to hear out of your where mouth ‘is what do you want on your sandwich?’
Broads…
What’s the best way to give a girl an orgasm? Who gives a fuck?
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with Cheese.
KFC you pussy, you maxed out at 225? Fucking spaghetti arms.
PS – Erin if you legit fall into female category 1 give me a call because I already fit into male category 2. I’ll spit my USUAL game right on your clitoris.
a+ kfc particularly the analogy to weight lifting. couldn’t be more spot on
What if they switched the question partially:
1) You can have sex with perfect 10s whenever you want but you can NEVER cum, or
2) You can have sex with mediocre looking girls and cum whenever you want.
okay so there are roughly 7 billion people on this planet. just for shits and gigs: lets say half are women (3.5 bil). of that half, lets say 1 bil. are 7 to a perfect 10 in looks. We’ll say you’re age is 20. You will die at 85. This means you will have the opportunity to fuck any girl you want for 65 straight years. Sleeping, eating, bathing, everything aside. This comes out to roughly (rounded up) 15.4 mil women a year, 1.3 mil a month, 295,900 a week, 42,200 a day, 1,800 an hour, 30 per minute, and 1 every 2 seconds. i’d go with option A. no brainer.
FUCKIN BOOM. Erin, just get your bunghole tatted and send pics next time
Its pretty clear from this blog and most of the comments that none of you have game. get it together
this chick is delusional… sure id rather fuck 10s and get off.. who the fuck cares.. girls take forever to get off anyway.. as long as i get my nut and with any girl i want its a done deal. is she really serious lol?
you go by machoburracho, i bet your a douche