Fifty Shades Of Grey Brunch This Sunday In Brooklyn

Babeland – Fallen under the spell of Fifty Shades of Grey, the erotic novel sweeping the nation? If you’re curious about how to try out some of the scenes from the book, we’ll discuss ways to make your fantasies into reality. Arrive early; the first fifteen guests will receive gift bags filled with toys that are Mr. Grey Approved.
Who doesn’t love brunch, right? Especially a brunch where chicks are looking to get tied up and fucked. I mean ordinarily when I go to brunch my toughest decision is whether I go with breakfast foods or lunch. Do I get the french toast or do I fast forward and get a burger. But at the Babeland 50 Shades brunch you gotta decide whether you wanna spank bitches with a Singapore cane or the leather whip. Do you wanna dominate or get dominated? Nursing a bad hangover? Well shove these ben wa balls in your pussy and start drinking that bottomless mimosa! Don’t have much of an appetite? Don’t worry your waiter will wrap up your pancakes along with your butt plugs and latex masks. Its the 50 Shades of Grey brunch.
Seriously though, the only thing chicks love more than brunch these days is this fuckin book. Chicks just love being sluts and eating brunch. Combine the two and who knows whats gonna happen. It would be the equivalent of Rathbones doing their unlimited wings special and also bringing in strippers for guys.

awesome. well done kevin.
Golf Clap…. Someone needs to put up photos of this freaks how parade on Monday. Maybe 75 4′s, and 2 7′s in the crowd.
Kfc how lazy are you really?
Fantastic post – nice end to the work week, KFC. This thing will be comprised of either all 10s or all 2s (prob the latter ’cause it’s in Brooklyn), but definitely intriguing.
“chicks just love being sluts and eating brunch” – fucking gold. im honestly thinking you should secede from barstool nation and start your own blog clancy, you’re being creatively “retawded” here
i don’t get the hype about 50 Shades of Grey. My girl read it and said it’s just about S&M, which, as much as i respect people’s individual preferences, is for fucking weirdos. She said it wasn’t that great, but she’s into psychology and shit, so she wants to read the rest of the books to find out what the fuck is wrong with the guy. She said the sex “scenes”, or whatever that’s called in written form (pretty sure i haven’t read “for pleasure” since i read Friday Night Lights in high school), aren’t any more erotic than your standard supermarket romance novel with the Fabio-looking guy getting his neck sucked on the cover. the only difference is that chick is tied to a chair or hung from the ceiling and getting whipped and shit, which again, is a lot more weird than it is sexy. Why this book has every chick from 18-50 flicking their respective beans i’ll never understand.