ToC

 

We’re down to the Final Four of Asses for the first half of 2013. The top half of the bracket is as follows:

#1 Leanna Bartlett (Won her first round match up against #8 Mermaid Amber1,897 votes, average: 2.36 out of 10)

VS.

#4 Sofia Vergara (Defeated #5 seed Dylan in a fucking nail biter 2,115 votes, average: 5.01 out of 10)

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Bottom half:

#2 Anastasia Ashley (Won her first round matchup against #7 Galinka Mirgeava 2,320 votes, average: 4.14 out of 10)

VS.

#6 Jessie Rogers (Upset #3 seed Floppy Tesouro in her first round matchup 2,036 votes, average: 7.17 out of 10)

There’s your Final Four of Asses. Jessie Rogers the one and only first round upset. I think we all saw that coming when she was matched up with Floppy. Floppy was a soft champion. The allure of being a Reef Girl and naked on Dancing With The Stars carried her. Strictly speaking on her ass, it was nothing more than average in the Tournament of Champions.

So our first round matchup is #1 overall seed Leanna Bartlett vs. the Legend Sofia Vergara. Full array of pictures for Final 4 Voting

#1 Bartlett:

VS.

#4 Sofia Vergara

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Vote 1 for #1 Seed Leanna Bartlett Vote 10 for #4 Seed Sofia Vergara

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