That dude probably got so many blow jobs from his boyfriend that night.
And this dude:
Looks like he just bet his entire supply of Astroglide on the #4 seed White Team.
RT @BrendanClancy: Breaking News: Dwight Howard is considering being a total d-bag all offseason for the 3rd year in a row
Jim Ross calls the Miguel leg drop. By God she's dead! http://t.co/6HGaAu1mNx
I would thoroughly enjoy a lap dance from Nicki Minaj
@mbflofficial if you were famous you'd dress like Cee Lo