First And Second Place Finishers In The Boston Marathon Both Broke The World Record
What would you do if you broke the world record but came in 2nd place? I’d probably kill myself. On top of the fact that you just ran a marathon like an asshole and your nipples are bleeding and you probably peed and pooped yourself at some point during the previous 2 hours, now you gotta get kicked right in your fucking dick as you cross the finish line. Hey good job second place! You ran this marathon faster than any person in the history of human movement prior to today. Bad news is that today someone did it 4 seconds faster than you. You lose. Just another second place finisher. Granted I guess none of this matters for these Kenyans. Whether you’re first or second or 5 millionth you have to go back to living in Africa. I just envision all these Kenyans living like right in the middle of the Serengeti. Just running around in the African plains avoiding lions and cheetahs and shit like their life is some sort of permanent safari.
But regardless of whether they live outdoors amongst wild animals or inside like normal people, breaking the world record and still losing is brutal. Its like pitching 9 no hit innings and losing 1-0 on an unearned run. Its like scoring 100 points in a game and losing like 131-130. You set out to run this marathon better than any human ever has, and you do just that. But some other lightning quick dude from the hut down the block from you did the same thing that day too, just 4 seconds better. Just life changing disappointment.



how about Ryan Hall holding his own for the USA…USA! US….yeah I don’t care
Finishing in first-place on the All-Name Team: Gebregziabher Gebremariam
Doesn’t count as a world record anywyas
4th place is the 3rd loser…
damyanks61 is correct. won’t go into the record books because it was raced with a tailwind. Just another reason Marathons aren’t real sporting events. Who gives a fuck what the wind is blowing?
almost as awful as writing a post about marathon runners and having people double check the writer because it seems like a shit manzo blog. you’re allowed to slip up though you’re out writing him 20 decent blogs to 3 god awful posts daily
I dont know if Manzo sucking makes you that much funnier, or if its just another day in the life of KFC. Pure gold.
ps: isnt getting paid to write blogs pretty much a permanent life safari
Congrats, BlackDude!
“and your nipples are bleeding and you probably peed and pooped yourself”
Ummm KFC, your boys above, excluding Ryan Hall, are all from Africa. Yeah, not peeing or pooping themselves when they run this shit everyday for fun. Them Africa boys have to run this far each day just to get some water, then run back. Their not lazy fucks like us American’s.
… the hut down the street. funny shit. To quote/paraphrase Kenny Powers, I want to be the best a real sport, not the best at EXERCISING.
it appears that they are always from Kenya and Ethiopia …I bet they con these runners by telling them the food will be gone if they dont run fast?
It doesn’t count as a world record because the course is too downhill, not because of the wind
atta boy Ryan Hall, only American runner representing in the top 10, great athlete and person
i dont think anyone here can rag on a marathon(er) unless you’ve actually tried one… what ever happened to respect? these guys aren’t running for teams, they’re running for whole countries, and themselves– the least you all could do was actually appreciate the talent that takes.
@cincylife and how about the colombian dude in 10th? last time i checked, colombia wasn’t in africa
bigtool says:
April 18, 2011 at 3:51 pm
It’s not a world record because of the tailwind. If there was no wind or it was blowing in a different direction it would be a world record.