First Grader Hits Free Throw To Give Entire School Day Off On Super Bowl Monday
This kid might as well call it a life. Its all downhill from here. The whole school is watching you, banking on you, relying on you. Putting their hopes and dreams of having Super Bowl Monday off in the palm of his little fucking hand. One of the worst days of the year erased of little Johnny can sink this free throw. And he steps up cool as a cucumber and drains that shit. At that moment, that kid felt like a motherfucking rock star. Real life superstars couldn’t compare to that kid for that brief second. Top dog of the whole fucking school. Earned a day off from school and hand jobs galore from his sister school. There’s no doubt in my mind that, at that moment, this kid felt cooler than I ever have in my entire life.
PS – No need to really “call it a life” because he probably was trampled to death in that 200 kid dog pile.
PPS – How about O’Doyle Rules here?
Kid might be my favorite person of all time.
Billy Madison reference, well played. +3 Internetz to you sir.
Hard to believe someone named Blake Harper goes to a private/prep school.
Only at a rich white school would this happen. This wouldn’t be a challenge for inner city kids.
Not gonna lie that looks like an all Bro school. I could not find one skirt in there. Handi’s from an all Bros school, for sure not.
O’Doyle is going to be the fat guy that can drink a ton in whatever crew he ends up in.
the girls are in home ec class where they belong
I think its safe to say everyone appearing in the video is cooler than you have ever been
jbruggs can you not fucking read what the fuck do you think hand jobs galore from his sister school means you dumabass no shit there are no girls you from phili
Wonder if the principal thought about the level of abuse Skippy would get had he missed the shot, way to toy with the kid’s life. Thankfully he made is.
i think its safe to say that when you moved in with your girlfriend, you began a downward spiral of not being as funny as you used to be
That kid still lives with his parents too. So you have that in common.
@otwisted, that is definitely some Machiavellian prison warden type psychology at play right there. I bet this principal makes kids fight for bathroom passes too.
The principal should’ve swatted the shot Million Dollar Man style.
The kid should’ve done the Eddie House swingin’ huge nuts move after he hit that shot
Lumpy ftw
ya except none of these kids would be hungover that day.
what do you think that girl would do to this stud- the 5yr who got caught given blowies and old-fashions all over school?
http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/super-page/preschool-shut-down-after-5-year-old-girl-gave-oral-sex-to-all-the-boys/
pretty sure they picked the only black kid at the school to take the free throw….putting all their eggs in 1 basket
upsetting to see these kids dont know how to chant a true heros name when it could not be more appropriate. is this even in america?
stuff legends are made of