Jimmy Kimmel did this skit last night called Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets:
I wanna do this shit. Now, I understand the first part of me being able to accomplish this is becoming a celebrity. But spare me with the fucking semantics you assholes. I’m an internet Hall of Famer in my book so fuck you guys!
So I’m officially launching the Twitter Roast Of KFC. I think Stoolies could do an absolutely hysterical job with this. I mean I get plenty of hilarious and mean tweets all day every day. But this is me officially calling you out. Tweet me your funniest lines. Making fun of me, other Barstool writers, whatever. Make it funny, make it mean, vulgar, whatever. Just as long as its clever. “@KFCBarstool fuck you faggot!” is not gonna make the cut. Its just like the voicemails for KFCRadio. Put some thought into it and you’ll get to see me read and react to your tweet on the podcast next week.
Join the official Twitter Roast of KFC. Follow me @KFCBarstool. Tweet me your jokes and comments and make sure you put hashtag #KFCRoast at the end. This way I can just search for that on twitter and easily find everyone who wants to be in the mix.