NY Daily News – Homeless men in Florida are getting paid to withstand videotaped beatdowns by scantily clad beauties, a shocking lawsuit says. The hungry hobos from St. Petersburg get about $50 to act as human punching bags – and the 12-minute clips are then sold on the racy website Shefights.net, the suit says. One of the homeless men named in the suit, George Grayson, says he submitted to seven different beatdowns in the last few months. “I’m still in a little bit of pain from a couple of weeks ago,” Grayson, 37, told the St. Petersburg Times. “I’m just trying to deal with it mentally right now.” The website features dozens of clips of women in bras and short shorts kicking, punching and kneeing men. In some of the videos, the women are topless. Previews of the videos offer detailed descriptions of the violent encounters. “This is the second part of Julie’s domination beatdown of Army Guy,” one preview says. “In this final part, she whips her biggest admirer with a crop, tramples him, puts him in bondage, spits on him, and totally humiliates and dominates him while also displaying her usual array of kicks and punches. This is a Julie very few have seen before.” The brutal sport came to light after homeless advocate G.W. Rolle noticed men walking around with black eyes, split lips and limps, the Times reported. Rolle started interviewing the men, who told similar tales of getting paid to get pummeled by half-naked women.  “I was shocked when I found out what was really going on,” Rolle said. “It’s incredible what people will do to each other.” Southern Legal Counsel filed a lawsuit on behalf of two of the homeless men against Shefights.net owner Jeff Williams and other people connected to the web site. The public interest law firm, which has represented St. Petersburg’s homeless in the past, is seeking an injunction to stop the beatings and damages for medical costs and emotional distress, the Post reported. “These men are crack addicts and will say anything for money,” Williams said. “They’ve come back many times, which makes it pretty consensual,” Williams added, noting that the men signed liability releases.

Hey G.W. Rolle why don’t you mind your own fucking business? You nosy son of a bitch. Who is even the plaintiff in this case? Just some high horse “homeless advocate” and a town that doesn’t like the fact that dominatrix women are beating up Hungry Hungry Hobos for crack money? You assholes can go kick rocks. Last time I checked this is America – land of free opportunity and that laissez faire economics thing. In this case we have demand for a service (i.e. Naked bitches who get off on beating homeless men to the brink of death) and a supply for said service (i.e. homeless men who will gladly get beat to the brink of death for 50 bucks) Let the Invisible Hand guide this shit and stay the fuck out of it.

As far as I’m concerned this is a goddam cash cow for the homeless of St. Petersburg. Do you know how much $50 is for a homeless person? Lets consider how much a homeless person gets every 12 minutes of normal, violent free panhandling. Begging for money is kind of a boom or bust market. You could go 12 minutes without seeing a cent, you could go 12 hours. But then maybe all the sudden some tourist in Times Square throws you 5 bucks. On average though, you’re probably looking at like an average of 5 cents every 12 minutes. Now all the sudden you got someone offering 1000x your normal rate of return to take a couple body shots and sit in the figure four leg lock for a couple minutes? Sign me the fuck up! I’m not saying I’d do it for 50 bucks, but I’m saying if someone offered me 1000 times my normal rate I’d do just about anything they wanted.

And lets face it, homeless people arent exactly top notch physical specimens. You’re already losing your teeth, your bones are brittle, your body is practically rotting as is. Whats a couple more broken bones or black eyes? At this stage in the game as long as you get that crack fix its all good.

PS – the thought of an army of wounded hobos wandering the streets of St. Petersburg high on their newly purchased crack rock is hilarious