Flu Shot Triggers Neurological Disorder For Redskins Cheerleader
El Pres posted this video over on Barstool Boston earlier today, and I’d be remiss if I didn’t get this up for the NY Stoolies. Pres took it easy, saying he didn’t feel like being damned to an eternity of suffering for making fun of this girl. Welp, I’ve already got my ticket to hell booked so fuck it.
Move over, Dakota Fanning. Forget about Meryl Streep. Somebody give this girl the Oscar right now! She’s perfectly fine when walking backwards or running? Yea and I bet she can eat and talk normal when she’s flying over Colorado in a homeade weather balloon. You think I’m gonna be fooled because some quack doctor made up “dystonia” as her disorder? Please I can get you a made up swine flu shot disorder by 3 o’clock this afternoon. These fucking amatuers. When she cashes in on some pharmaceutical lawsuit and all the sudden she’s back on the sidelines rooting for Jim Zorn and the Redskins don’t be surprised.
Seriously I know I am probably going to hell for this, but when she hits the finish line of her little jog at the 1:28 mark and starts acting like a cripple again I laugh every single time.
UPDATE – I’m not gonna hit you with a “Did KFC do it again, or did KFC do it again!” because I’ve ruffled a lof of feathers and this is still a sad situation, but I’m just sayin…
KFC you’re on your own for this one. i’m not touchin this.
I’m goin down with the ship.
0% chance this doesn’t come back to haunt me in one way or another.
But we’re already about to have yanks/phils – how much worse can karma get?
ha KFC I laugh throughout the whole thing…you’re not alone
i tried to stop myself from laughing but I just couldn’t keep it in.
I’m already resigned to the fact that should I procreate some day, my offspring will undoubtedly be completely fucking retarded… as punishment for my dead on impersonation of a retard.
Chris Cooley would still fuck her.
you wouldn’t fuck her, six?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
“…I know, it’s great isn’t i…oohhh ooooh oooh”
Oh I’d definitely fuck her and record it.
I’m just saying, she can still live the dream and bang Chris Cooley too.
id let her wrap her legs right around me and id bring her for a long walk.
KFC ill be laughing thinking about you in the firey pits of hell you fucking slob.
Its apparent you have anger issues with hot chicks; its not their fault they dont hook up with u/talk to u. You can put all the blame on your deformed/retarded parents. When two people as ugly as ur Mom and Dad hook up the end product is usually not a pretty one…case in point, you. Next time tell your mother to swallow.
that one went over my head.. does he bang retards?
I’d let her back up on to me…..but deals off when she starts flinching. She might tear something off.
you’re one to talk heated, being the offspring of a crack whore and all… YOU BETTAH BELIEVE IT !!!
come on tell me how your gonna fuck my mother and give her your manchowder you fucking nimrod
No, but he bangs Redskins cheerleaders. Cooley banging her will be the closest thing to her living her dream.
WOOOOOO EEEEEEEEE Heated is firrrrred up!
McTits, re-read it one more time u fucking braindead idiot. If you still dont get it down another bottle of Robitussim and go stand in the fast lane of the Interstate
KFC he just got off the bus, must have had a tough 7th & 8th period today.
Watch out, Stool…
fired up like a heated piece of dog shit
This is really sad. Cute girl
McTits I wouldnt touch your mother with Sixtens dick.
See….impostering is easy!
(insert sucking cock joke here)
Jesus, that’s awful. It’s like owning a Ferrari that only goes 160 mph and in reverse. Hope someone can fix her.
Don’t be upset, McTits – I’d touch your mother with my dick.
If I still don’t get what exactly? that you are an absolute half-wit? internet tough guy? complete pussy who gets no respect in real life ??
I BELIEVE IT HEATED ! I BELIEVE IT !
she is like the tampa bay bucs.
great uniform, but buckle under pressure
thats fine Six.. you can have her.
Heatedshit, tell me again about how your are a lawyer with 3 houses.. I love that story.
why are there like a fraction of the comments on BSS Boston now?
DO YA MCTITS!?!!? DO YA!?!?!
Calm the fuck down u simple minion before I take a big shit in your afternoon bowl of Cheerios. I understand that your excited to jump on KFC’s bandwagon to make fun of some deformed girl cuz thats what JV all-stars like yourself do. Your a scrawny armed puke with foul breath, the last time u sucked on a broads tits was when ur flabby chested mother was breastfeeding your ass. I hear u still wet the bed
they all took the flu shot over there
Heated prefers big male arms…shocker there.
God im fucking good. McTits you wanna throw in the surrender flag I dont blame ya. Ask Sixten for it
YEAH FUCKFACE GET PISSED !!!
when life deals you a shitty pathetic existence go on the internet and act like a jerkoff
It sounds like Heated watches way too much Monday Night Raw.
i dealt myself a shitty job and therefore comment on the internet
I am actually starting to enjoy seeing Heated get all fired up, its pretty funny shit.
atleast u admit why u act the way u do. Im sorry dude, I mean i kinda had a feeling u had been dealt a bad hand, but now that ur confirming it for the world to see….Who sexually abused you 1st, Dad or one of ur Uncles??? Just get it out bro
Farts ..
Busboys = no internet connection
Getting fired up??? You guys got more air in your heads than I originally thought. Why would I be getting fired up when I verbally assault and mow down every single one of you??
actually life is great.. I just think you are a jerkoff. And I feel confident saying I’m not the one, both on this message board and in your actual life.
only one
thanks butt poop
head chef then maybe
To answer your question though i’m not really a fuckin lawyer. Made all my money taking hot steamy loads of cum off my face from this lawyer cousin of mine. Ya better believe it!!!!! DO YA BELIEVE IT?!?!?!
McTits thinks im a jerkoff…… And he said other people probably do too….. this stanks
Time to do some work over here.. Nice talking to you Heated. You have a nice day.
god im fucking money in the bank..
Sorry farts that was me….I was still impersonating my new Hero of the Comment Section.
Director of Dining Services
Bradymancrush,
Who do you think is the best looking guy on the planet besides me?
Heated, mamma KFC would probably turn you’re ranting and raving ass down even after 7 or 8 mojitos (i’m assuming that’s her drink of choice, correct me if I’m wrong KFC).
I get it, I get it, you have a thing for cheerleaders who fall down (who doesn’t) and we’re going to hell for making fun of them, no need to break your caps lock key badmouthing the leader of Barstool Nation because of it.
Look, I love collapsible cheerleaders as much as the next guy…but KFC is undoubtedly a handsome, handsome man and could defiantly bag a 1/2 retarded Redskins Cheerleader before you.
Yes, that’s a challenge.
Heated do you get up and chest-bump your Chewbacca cardboard cutout after every comment or just the ones you think “mow ‘em down”?
Fitzy….terrible, just awful. Get back to doing the one thing ur good at, drinking a six pack of miller high life u unoriginal mutt.
610- after every one of his comments he gets another needle in his ass from his boyfriend and looks at himself in the mirror.
proceeds of miller high life go to the NAACP-fact
so what if i have a boyfriend, he is probably hotter and has a bigger cock than all of you fucking mutts! Ya betta believe that shit!!
^did Heated just imposter me?
Sack Lodge what would you do to be me?
Sack Lodge you are not even close to being on my level/deserving of an imposter, stop flattering yourself u fucking zero.
You must be the only loser on the planet who tries to pretend he has an imposter…god u are pathetic
it’s MGD generally. Sorry, i’ll put this in words you can understand….
I HATE BARSTOOL, KFC IS A TOOL…COCK COCK COCK, SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN.
for sure caps lock.
go re-read the comments section u birdbrain. I think ur dyslexia is in full throttle right now. I used caps locks in one sentence of all the comments I have made today. I will not make fun of u because u have a disorder tho and its not ur fault, u cant help it.
Fitzy, are u drunk?
Fitzu, u pass out?
see and look who immediately starts making fun of people with disabilities (alcoholism and dyslexia in my case…which is only 1/2 true i guess).
you’re no better than KFC, forshame.
so if its only half true then did the alcholism contribute to you seeing the caps-locks???