SEATTLE -- Seattle’s self-proclaimed superhero known as Phoenix Jones was arrested early Sunday and accused of assaulting several people with pepper spray. Jones has now posted video of the incident online. Police say the victims were attacked after leaving a nightclub. Officers arrested the 23-year-old. He was released on bond and is due to be arraigned Thursday. The seattlepi.com reports the man who wears a black and yellow costume was trying to break up a fight. After the pepper spraying, Jones and others are seen in an altercation with several people. Durng this, a car is seen apparently striking a person on the street. Jones and his crew chase after it on foot. Later, the altercation between Jones and the other people continue. Jones and his crew eventually run to the nearby ferry terminal to wait for police, but they are kicked out by security. When police arrive, one person heard off camera, apparently an officer, says “We’re about to arrest the whole bunch of you and clean things up. We’re tired of this game.” Jones also posted this message on his Facebook page Monday:
“MY WIFE AND I HAVE DECIDED TO POST THE VIDEO OF THE RECENT INCIDENT THAT HAS BEEN IN THE NEWS THE VIDEO WILL BE POSTED IN ITS ENTIRETY UNEDITED RAW FOOTAGE THERE WILL BE SCREEN SHOTS TO BETTER VIEW THE CRIME I WITNESSED AND STOPPED ALSO IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON INVOLVED IN THE HIT AND RUN/ATTEMPTED MURDER OF THE MAN I SAVED PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL POLICE (I HAVE A SCREEN SHOT OF THE LICENSE PLATE AND WILL PROVIDE IT TO THE POLICE ALONG WITH YOUR STATEMENT) AS SOON AS MY LEGAL TEAM HAS FULLY REVIEWED THE VIDEO I WILL POST IT FOR YOU HERE (HOPEFULLY WITHIN THE NEXT FEW HOURS)”
Well would you look at that. You can’t just run around town in a Halloween costume pepper spraying random strangers. Who knew!
Oh wait everyone fucking knows that because its called assault. Phoenix Jones literally made this situation 800 times worse. 2 random parties fight each other and now both of them getting pepper sprayed trying to fight the super hero. It become a three way match with more violent weapons. Way to go, Phoenix Jones! Dark Guardian just stands around calling the police instead of attacking random people.
So I went to check Phoenix’s fan page to see what he’s saying about this fiasco. First off the dude only uses CAPITAL LETTERS. “I WOULD NEVER ASSAULT OR HURT ANOTHER PERSON IF THEY WERE NOT CAUSING HARM TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING”"
“JUST BROKE UP A FIGHT NUMBER TWO OF THE NIGHT AT PIONEER SQUARE BUT NO ARREST WITH THIS 1″
“JUST BROKE UP A FIGHT IN PIONEER SQUARE PEPPER SPRAY THE SUSPECT THAT THE ARREST 35″
And secondly, I’m pretty sure this is him and his wife:
She looks pretty f’n hot, no? I bet they are into some real kinky shit too. Masks and weapons and gadgets and pepper spray. This dude seems way more cool than Dark Guardian. Bagging hot bitches and beating up the annoying drunk ones. Can’t hate on that too much I guess. Plus Pheonix Jones is black and I’m afraid of black people so I’m done making fun of him.
PS – The sidekick cameramen that follow these guys are the biggest fucking losers on the planet. Its like Sales Guy following Pres around with a camera all the time making youtube videos except way more dangerous.