Globe - In most of his previous relationships, Bradley Laborman has been the dumpee rather than the dumper. But the 35-year-old from Mount Pleasant, Iowa, has found a way to turn that ratio around – and make some cash doing it. Last fall, Mr. Laborman launched IDUMP4U.com, an e-business through which strangers pay him $10 to break up with their significant others by phone. He posts some of the heart-wrenching, sleazy and just-plain-uncomfortable recordings of the calls on his YouTube channel.

Let me ask you a question – how long do you think before this dude Bradley Laborman is the richest person on the planet? 4 weeks? 5? I’m talkin Warren Buffet numbers. Because being a professional dumper is like being a plumber. You make CAKE because you offer a service that nobody wants to do themselves. You ever meet a plumber? They’re all fuckin RICH. Because nobody likes to deal with shit and piss and crawling under houses and sinks and crap. Well dumping someone sucks just as bad as all that other stuff. Matter of fact, even plumbers would probably prefer to be knee deep in human excrement than break up with their annoying girlfriends. Just outsource all that misery and ruin someone’s life via a internet third party.Take it from a dude who hides behind a keyboard his entire life – this guy is going straight to the top.