For $10 This Dude Will Break Up With Your Girlfriend For You
Globe - In most of his previous relationships, Bradley Laborman has been the dumpee rather than the dumper. But the 35-year-old from Mount Pleasant, Iowa, has found a way to turn that ratio around – and make some cash doing it. Last fall, Mr. Laborman launched IDUMP4U.com, an e-business through which strangers pay him $10 to break up with their significant others by phone. He posts some of the heart-wrenching, sleazy and just-plain-uncomfortable recordings of the calls on his YouTube channel.
Let me ask you a question – how long do you think before this dude Bradley Laborman is the richest person on the planet? 4 weeks? 5? I’m talkin Warren Buffet numbers. Because being a professional dumper is like being a plumber. You make CAKE because you offer a service that nobody wants to do themselves. You ever meet a plumber? They’re all fuckin RICH. Because nobody likes to deal with shit and piss and crawling under houses and sinks and crap. Well dumping someone sucks just as bad as all that other stuff. Matter of fact, even plumbers would probably prefer to be knee deep in human excrement than break up with their annoying girlfriends. Just outsource all that misery and ruin someone’s life via a internet third party.Take it from a dude who hides behind a keyboard his entire life – this guy is going straight to the top.
I prefer to act like a complete and utter asshole. Like take shits with the door open, leave huge logs in the toilet. Hit on her friends, fart at a family dinner. Tell her she looks like she’s been packing em on. Continuously pressure to get her hot friend to do a threesome, etc.
Do that for a month or so and she’ll probably break up with you.
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Squirter? He dumped her? Had a g/f who was rather squirty and I loved it.
Feces Pieces, that’s never failed me. I’ve been preaching that to my friends for years.
you all can pay me 10 dollars to take your mother in laws to dinner.
and by dinner i mean feed them my 50 year old sweat sack.
Misty is a squirter with a hot voice.
Jason is probably gayer than $3 bill.
This guy is a fucking genius and these calls are fucking hilarious. I’ve listened to about fifteen of these and it’s not even remotely monotonous yet. It’s like the first time, every time. “This calls being recorded” hahahaha kills me every time. There’s even an engagement call off! Pure fucking gold.
KFC – Youre the fucking man