For $9 Million, Do You Think You Could Get ONE Sack Or ONE Fumble Recovery In The NFL?
That is, PREPOSTEROUS. I’m not even kidding when I say if you dangled $9 million in front of my face I could get a sack or a fumble recovery. I’d kill a small child with my bare hands for $9 million. Fucking fumble recoveries are like 50% luck and the Ghost couldn’t even get that done. In 3 years of professional football, Vernon Gholston never once touched the quarterback or the football. That is absolutely insane.
Vote 1 for I’d get a sack Vote 10 for I’d recover a fumble because there is no fucking scenario and no amount of internet blog stars under which a man with $9,000,000 sitting in front of his face would not get one of these two things done.
(472 votes, average: 7.79 out of 10)
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Easily the most astounding, outrageous clause in a contract that couldn’t be reached by a top 10 draft pick. Good riddens, Vernon. Plus you went to OSU which makes me hate you that much more you loser.
Well, I guess considering he didn’t have one in the first 29 games of his career, bravo to the Jets for cashing on the trend.
hilarious
Good riddens indeed.
The story’s cute, but not what it seems. If he had triggered the clause by recording a single sack, fumble recovery or forced fumble, the $9 mil would be applied to his 2011 salary. Meaning he wouldn’t get it because they would have cut his ass before paying him $9 mil.
^^^^ who is that stupid to think he would just get 9 mil in 2010? idiots on this site
Jesus Christ, for $9 million i’d be sticking my thumb in the eye or ripping at ballsacks of my own teamates at the bottom of a fumble pig pile just to come out of it with the ball.