That is, PREPOSTEROUS. I’m not even kidding when I say if you dangled $9 million in front of my face I could get a sack or a fumble recovery. I’d kill a small child with my bare hands for $9 million. Fucking fumble recoveries are like 50% luck and the Ghost couldn’t even get that done. In 3 years of professional football, Vernon Gholston never once touched the quarterback or the football. That is absolutely insane.
Vote 1 for I’d get a sack Vote 10 for I’d recover a fumble because there is no fucking scenario and no amount of internet blog stars under which a man with $9,000,000 sitting in front of his face would not get one of these two things done.