We’ve accomplished almost nothing, have no money, wheres my gunnnn

I’m not quite into that 30-something stage of depression, so I can’t know for sure, but I’d imagine this is pretty spot on. Girlfriends pestering you for a ring. All your friends married with kids. Body breaking down. Getting fat. Drinking more. Staying home and watching Modern Family. Playing Words with Friends.

And oh my God almighty that improv class thing better be a serious exaggeration. If I catch myself in an improv class to try and have fun I will absolutely kill myself on the spot. Oh and the bathroom scene. Maybe I’m just being naive but I am REALLY confident I won’t ever reach the point where I want to brush my teeth while my wife pisses. Please tell me I’m not being naive. Please tell me that won’t happen. Please?

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