Forget About Selena Gomez And Those Sluts In Spring Breakers, The Fckin Foam Tour Is Invading Panama City Beach
So the internet has been buzzing the past few weeks about this new movie “Spring Breakers” where a bunch of hot chicks run around in neon bikinis wreaking havoc partying. Um, thats pretty much every single Blackout and Foam party we throw. I think we invented that shit. Should probably get royalties off whatever that movie grosses.
I guarantee the video Gaz whips up after Fckin Foam in Panama City Beach is gonna be better than this Selena Gomez movie. It will probably go straight to YouJizz because of what goes on a PCB. I mean you guys have seen the other trailers – chicks in fucking Buffalo and Poughkeepsie in the dead of winter are borderline naked and having sex – imagine those girls in a spring break setting? Forget about it. Its gonna make this gallery look like child’s play.
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Two shows. Both at the Boardwalk Beach Resort in Panama City Beach. And all the following schools have spring break these weeks: Rutgers, MiamiU, Coastal Carolina, ESU, UMASS, UCONN, Towson, UNH, and USC. Thats like a who’s who lineup of Blackout MVPs.
And just like in the movie spring break, the only hot girls at fckin foam are paid to be there and wouldn’t fuck you for one million dollars.
hat/blue shorts is fake and I am convinced of that
im on the internet a lot and it certainly isnt buzzing about the movie spring breakers. maybe i should spend more time on sites that tweens frequent?
^ not fake, just on the payroll.
Do one more show the weekend of March 23 & 24.. Mizzou, Madison Wisconsin, Colorado Boulder, Alabama, and Arkansas to name a few will be on break then..
Has anyone ever been to one of these things? Seem like a hardo convention.
People would have died for Lizzie McGuire to get naked and now we have literal Disney chicks that are and you say you’re not excited? Insane.