Dorsett is such a fake ass tough guy
Stepan has zero teeth left
Imagine if @JoseCanseco and @AmandaBynes had a child together? That baby would come out of the womb already wearing a straight jacket
A chick who tweets about getting her vagina murdered can't then turn around and complain about it being slapped. #BYNES
It does feel that way. RT @JohnYann Are you writing Bynes' press releases? Sounds just like your writing. If not you two are soul mates
What a gutsy performance! Powering through those PMS cramps like a champion! Its only a matter of time now before Midol endorses Lebron and makes commercials about this heroic performance. Juwan Howard helping King James off the court as he suffers from his heavy flow. Calling in the medic to tend to that gunshot wound. Nothing short of heroic.
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Sweet Lamaze pad they had him laying on too … those deep breathing exercises worked out perfectly, he didn’t have to do anything in a pressure situation
His three was one of biggest shots of the game what are you talking about
You’re the only one comparing the two. I hope you have played a sport and have gotten cramps. They can be unbearable. But the guy decides to sink a 3 to put them ahead for good while being 1 rebound away from a triple double. Nice thing to give him shit on, absolutely dominating this whole post season. Haters are gonna hate.
I want to hate this guy so bad but I just can’t. He puts up crazy numbers every single game and tonight hits the biggest shot of the game and yet idiots like you still hate on the guy. Hes the best player in the league and the future finals mvp he does’t beat his wife or drive drunk or get caught with drugs plus even his extremely dumb idea to do the “decision” show he donated all of the money to charity. Just don’t see how anyone can hate this guy.
You need a video of him immediately walking normal after the game ended to congratulate his butt buddy then when he realized the cameras were on him in the tunnel he brings the limp back. Pathetic.
Did the 3 knobs above me even watch while Lebron ran like Usain Bolt on offense and then went pegleg on defense? Get real you knaves.
And that dude’s ^ username is really lbj4life?
you forgot Paul Peirce’s wheelchair incident…he was cramping too dumb fuck…you obviously have never gotten a cramp in your leg, cause you are a fat lazy fuck who blogs all day
amen, KFC. amen
@bradyblowsbellicheat, you are clearly a pink-hat sports fan if you don’t understand how anyone can hate LBJ. Let me see.
1. The Decision.
2. Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7
3. Last year’s finals when he said his critics will just have to wake up in the morning and deal with their everyday lives. Who the fuck does he think he is? He is nothing without the NBA and its fan base (whom may be critics)
4. His fucking crab dribble. WTF is that?
But I guess he’ll join the ranks of MJ, Bird, Magic, and so on. Because those guys took the teams that drafted them to a banner….oh wait…
lebron had nearly a triple double and the 3 he hit was maybe the biggest shot of the game..he will get his 1st title this year and more to follow..no matter what he does there will be plenty that hate him..the decision was horrible, but what did you expect from a guy that was on the cover of SI as a 14 year old? the media has been on him since he was in 7th grade so of course he would do an announcement on tv..every other announcement he ever did had a camera in his face
KFC i thought you switched sides again and loved Lebron? At least you finally realized that no normal human could ever be that ignorant as to respect a man of his caliber. A player, yes he’s great, but as a person, deplorable.
@jamoke u cant fault him for having a big ego, the guy was the most hyped ball player out of highschool ever. people who hate him are just absolutely nit picking everything he does and blowing everything out of proportion its sad.
@lbj4life bro you obviously want to tell us about your journey playing thru cramps so go ahead we are listening bro. What was it ? Little league baseball, tennis v the sister, snooker ??
Forget Jordan’s Career, Your Ability To Blog With A Lazy Eye And The Gout Club Foot Will Go Down In History
Think whatever you want about LeBron as a person…in the end none of us actually know the guy. But anyone who hates LeBron James as a basketball player is just ignorant and does not appreciate the game of basketball.
It’s so true, Wolfe is right. Nobody knows who this guy is. Obviously, from his heroics and drama it’s obvious he can get a bit over excited and childish.. but this cat is the greatest athlete in the world. You ever play sports? Cramps are a fucking BITCH and they hurt like hell
@salo bro, exactly. bro, the little league game against the pitching machine was dreadful getting out of the box. bro, dont even get me started on the tennis match vs my non existent sister. I guess as you get older and play in the pros, cramps should never hold you back. Bro, you are right. Sorry bro.
Cheers for clearing that up
Barstoolsports.com the biggest troll on the internet…..ask anyone who has played a sport I would rather play with the flu than a fucking cramp any day
I don’t care if you love Lebron or hate him, if that title alone didn’t make you laugh, you have no soul. Or occasionally suffer from menstrual cramps yourself, so you know what the guy went through.
Why do you guys hate Lebron so much?
sexyrexy, i agree with you 100% that he is the best athlete in the world. And yeah he probably is overscrutinized. Even so, watching him on the basketball court makes me sick. The way his go-to move is to plow into people, the way he settles for 20 foot jumpshots in the clutch instead of going to the low-block with smaller defenders on him, the way he cries after every miss and doesn’t hustle back on d. I also understand that there are countless other stars in the league that are guilty of these things. But everything Lebron does, I automatically think to myself “would Jordan have done it that way?” (which is probably unfair, I know, but he wants to be the best ever right?) and almost without exception the answer is no.
no one in their right mind thinks LeBron “sucks” but he’s an asshole to the highest degree, he flops to get fouls (which no superstar MVP should ever do). People may have not wanted him to win in Cleveland, but he wasn’t hated like he is today. If he stayed in cleveland people would love him
Lebron hit that one big three and then was fine for about 3 mins. then completely air balled another 3 and immediately started limping like a bitch and had to leave the game. yeah that sounds like something Jordan would do. Lebrons such a little pussy
“But I guess he’ll join the ranks of MJ, Bird, Magic, and so on. Because those guys took the teams that drafted them to a banner….oh wait…” money quote. just ignorance written all over it. fucking comedy just like all the anti-lebron/heat remarks. it wasn’t lebron’s decision to do The Decision. the heat were clearly fucking joking when saying 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, etc….as in them coming together they should win a championship every year. you stupid fucks thinking that shit is worse than cheating on your wife (jordan), gambling on your sport (jordan), being forced out of the league (jordan) and being the most arrogant asshole of all time (jordan) are fucking retarded. yeah, jordan was drafted to the bulls…and jordan also made himself the lowest paid starter so they could keep all the other guys so he’d win a championship because he couldn’t do it himself. magic played with HOFs and so did Bird and Jordan…who did lebron play with in CLE? mo fucking williams. done and done
Number of black people that hate lebro..not so much. Number of white people (who stopped watching basketball until the celtics got good) that hate lebro..too many. Hatings a bad look bros. Keep hating cuz eventually hell win and win and win like he jokingly said he would and then you can claim how much college basketball is so much better.
Bosh used up all the midol in south florida when he went down for 3 weeks with stomach pains.
KFC hit the nail on the head with this one. Anyone who thinks Lebron was actually hurt and powered through that is a bitch, just like Lebron. You’re telling me one minute he can jump around and pop a 3 from beyond the arc but then has to hobble down the court a second later? I’ve played enough sports to know that adrenaline will get you through the game, it doesn’t come in “hot” flashes, here one minute on offense but gone the next on defense. It’s the fucking finals and that shit is flowing. The fact is that Lebron’s a bitch and thinks that by looking hurt it will A) make him look like a warrior, B) make people feel bad for him C)win him some fans back (the dumb ones). I’ve needed stitches during football practice and didn’t get them till after (mainly bc the trainers at the school sucked). Broke my hip when my leg popped out (same injury as Bo Jackson) and was still walking around on the sideline for the remainder of the game once it popped back in. So the fact that Lebron couldn’t make it up and down the court because of a cramp is a fucking joke.
And anyone on Lebron’s side is an even bigger joke.
O and I don’t hate Lebron because he’s good, I hate him for who he is as a person. He can win and win and win and fill his fingers with rings but it doesn’t change the fact that he’s douche bag who wants to be loved by everyone but doesn’t actually know how to be real. I think most “Haters” would agree.
Rumplestiltskin…You must be new to the site. NEVER and I mean NEVER talk about yourself and how you were high school tough guy on this site. Get em boys.
@pj18 – ‘lbj4life’ is obviously in reference to Lyndon Baines Johnson. Guy’s a huge fan of our 36th president. Duh.
I doubt Lebron is “faking” anything or exaggerating his inability to play w/ the cramps…and I hate Lebron, but he’s a competitor and he wants a title, he aint gonna bitch out like that if it wasn’t killing him. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot and doesn’t know shit about pushing yourself to the limit athletically. That being said, motherfucker should’ve been on IV @ halftime getting fluids and shit – its the finals, need to be prepared, drink your gatorade bron bron
@rumplestiltskin You’re a huge pussy, congratulations on the stitches!!!!! You just made Lebron look good, I didn’t know someone could be more of an ignorant faggot that him.
Unfunny post is unfunny, Manzo could do better….eh maybe not but had to compare it’s awfulness to something. Dude had a cramp in his calf muscle, shit hurts.
I logged in for one reason @rumplestiltskin … your a pussy bitch, bro… pisces
Terrible post, IMO. Just a space filler for a slow day. Whether he was really hurt or not- dude has never been seriously injured in his career. And no i don’t fuckin like Lebron. Athletes get cramps, it fuckin happens. Posts like these are more over-dramatized than Lebron selling this injury
http://www.cafepress.com/grandslamtees.658082016
Lebron was definitely hurt and definitely cramping anyone who thinks he was acting is just a fucking idiot. That said, here’s what we know about Lebron: He’s one of the greatest players of this or any generation. If you’re too caught up in hating him to see what he’s doing on the court night after night I pity you. You’re missing history. However, Lebron as a person (probably because of the media following him since middle school) is obsessed with his image to the point it’s obvious his actions on the court are flourished because he knows cameras are on him. He is also an egotistical jerk, as is evident by every birthday party he’s ever thrown for himself and several offcourt incidents. But so what? Jordan was a dickhead too. I’m sure there are word of mouth stories about what a prick Wilt and Bird were too, in the age before overblown media. At some point you just have to sit back and enjoy the entertainment he provides doing things 99% of NBA players would kill to be able to do.