(NEWSER) – France is not only poised to make gay marriage legal, it plans to expunge the words “mother” and “father” from all legal documents, reports the Telegraph. The words would be replaced by “parents” in all instances so as not to discriminate against same-sex couples. Catholic groups are enraged, but President Francois Hollande plans to present a draft law to his Cabinet next month. It will also allow gay couples to adopt. ”Who is to say that a heterosexual couple will bring a child up better than a homosexual couple, that they will guarantee the best conditions for the child’s development?” the justice minister asks a Catholic paper.
Only France would pull a stunt like this. Bunch of fucking oversensitive Surrender Monkeys. Now the term Mom and Dad are discriminatory to gays. You gotta be fucking shitting me. No person in their right mind – gay, straight, those ancient Koreans that chopped their dicks off, or whatever the fuck category Lady Gaga falls under – thinks that the term Mother and Father is offensive. If you think that, you are an overly sensitive dickhead. Also known as being French.
I know this is more about legal jargon and classifying people in documents, but its more than that. If you’re gay and you got a kid then he or she has 2 fathers. If you’re a lezbatron and you’ve got kids he’s got two moms. We’re not gonna run around referring to our parent as just “my parent” like a bunch of goddam robots. Same thing goes for those people who raise their kids genderless. Raising a “neutral infant” as “co-parents” is just a surefire way to create an android family of assholes. Whether you’re gay or straight you’re still a fucking man or a woman. Thats not offensive or discriminatory thats just human life you dickheads.