Francesa Announcing The New Pope Concludes Conclave Here At Barstool New York
This is it? This is the Arch Bishop? He’s an Arch Bishop though. This is it? Hes the Pope? From Bernus Aires? From Argentina? So Cardinal Jorge Mario Ber..Ber go….Ber-go-lee-oh? Ber-joh-lee-oh? Cardinal…Cardinal…Berj? Basically the Cardinal from Argentina is the new Pope
Jorge Mar Ee, Jorge Mario Ber-go… uh uh uh…Ber-gah-lee-io? Buh..Buh. Jorge Mario Burrolio. I guess the G’s are silent.
This obviously happened earlier on Mike’d Up but I wanted to hold off so I could leave it up all night. Just a perfect finale to Conclave. Pope Francesa announcing Pope Francis in classic Francesa fashion. Stuttering, stammering, butchering names, pretending he knows what hes talking about. Whats hilarious is that this is just par for the course with Mike. Does the same thing when he’s talking about the NHL or some NBA storyline he doesn’t know about. Everyone in the world was faking their way through Conclave coverage but this is just Francesa’s daily shtick. Pretending to know everything like he always does. Classic Francesa makes for a classic moment in Papal history.
Ties a nice little bow on this wild Pope Ride we took this week.
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i think everyone that buys into religion is a little off, but the catholics take the cake.
also, not trying to start NY-Boston shit, cuz we talk like dickheads too, but this guy’s accent makes me want to find the nearest roof and take the fast way down.
He’s not black but eh, close enough.
Is Rodman on welfare yet? God knows that guy doesn’t have many more millions to spend.
“i think everyone that buys into religion is a little off, but the catholics take the cake.”
Yeah, cuz Muslims don’t blow up things in the name of their god
i am not ashamed to admit that i hope this old ass pope dies real soon so we can do this whole thing again. go all godfather 3 on the vatican
jumpoff, fair point, but did you ever hear of the crusades?
sounds like he is having a stroke or something
Wow, the fact that KFC referred to Francesa’s show as “Mike’d Up” instead of Mike’s On says it all. What a fat disgrace to all New York sports fans.
Best Part: “He wasn’t even on the short list. Now there was a different pope from Argentina, Pope Sandri. So there must be two Popes from Argentina!” Love the lack of knowledge Francesca has of the world outside of the 5 boroughs. Wouldn’t be surprised if Francesca thought Argentina is a village in Queens.
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Will you finally off yourself once francesa decides to retire kfc?
Great insight, Dro Man.
“So there must be two Popes from Argentina” was easily the best part of that
Dro man you dumb fuck
Dro man….you are so effing retarded to equate the crusades with anything modern…pick up a book once in a while you fool
Yea, but how many pushups can he do?
What happened to KFC Radio?
Nice to see Rumsfeld got a new gig
i fucking lost it when he said that there must be two popes from Argentina. this guy is the best
Hey Dro man, ever hear of the “Islamic Opening” so what do you think happened to Constantinople? You think the second most important city in Christianity just decided to convert to Islam one morning? Fucking Muslim hordes were knocking on the gates of Vienna and owned most of Spain. The crusades was back when the west had balls and not filled with pussies like you. Its the reason why we don’t all worship Allah. Do me a favor, next time you feel like defending something pick something easier like Hitler.
I love how Obama had such a hard on for the “first Hispanic Pope” when he is 100% Italian from Argentina. Barry is such a fucking idiot.
Classic francesca, kfc is finally right on something.. Guy repeats stumbles fumbles stutters thru the 1-6 okkkk okkkk okkkkkkk
Didn’t Dro Man beat the crap out of a guy with a tire iron one time in the name of allah?
Apparently I ruffled some catholic feathers. Maybe the crusades aren’t modern history, I’m just saying that we shouldn’t act like Muslims are the only ones to ever fuck shit up in the name of religion. And anyway, this conversation got way too heady, I don’t do intellectual debates, that’s for dorks. I was initially just saying that the idea of a pope is ridiculous. Bottom line, if you believe in god, you may as well believe in Santa Claus. And I actually retract my original statement. Mormons are hands down the wackiest.
Dro man ftw
Believing in God is for the weak-minded. Don’t tell me how to live my fucking life. Yours fucking sucks, why would I want to emulate that?