“This woulda been like if they ran a regatta through New Orleans after Katrina.”

If anything is going to get the marathon canceled it’s this rant right here. How’s your dick feel right now Bloomberg? Because it just got stomped. Complete KO.

Watch outĀ for dipshit runners and have a great weekend motherfuckers!

UPDATE:

Look I’m not gonna say it was definitely the combination of Francesa and Barstool Sports that got the NYC Marathon canceled, but mere minutes after Mike’s epic rant against Bloomberg was posted on the Stool, the race was canceled. You do the math.