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Paris, France (CNN) — A man in France was stripped of 300 euros when a robber distracted him with her breasts, authorities say. Police say on August 7, the man inserted a card into a cash machine in central Paris to withdraw money when two young women approached him and asked for money. The women waved a newspaper at the man in an attempt to distract him, but the technique didn’t work. So the women tried another strategy: One of them bared her breasts and put her hand on the man’s genitals while the other took the opportunity to withdraw 300 euros, police said. The women fled and have not been identified.

Yo I don’t think I’d even be that mad if I was this dude. Although 300 euro is pretty steep. I’m no foreign exchange wizard but I think 300 euros is worth like 900 bucks. So that’s a little too much for me to handle on a smut peddler’s “salary.” But say this happened to me and I took out like $150. I’d just consider this whole sitaution a wash. Dude was probably on his way to the ATM to get cash to pay bills or run errands or something that sucks. Instead he ended up motorboating a stranger and getting an over-the-pants handjob. That’ll brighten up your fuckin day. I mean how much do you usually pay for that sorta action? Tits in the face and a nutes massage is easily worth like a hundred bucks. Factor in the element of surprise – getting to 2nd base in broad daylight at the ATM – and there’s your premium of about $50. I’d just tip my cap to this Titty Trio and go about my business.

PS – If you’re willing to show your tits and rub dick to get money, shouldn’t you just become a stripper/hooker? No doubt this chick had to split the dough with the dude who snatched the cash and now she’s on the run from the law. Just cut out the middleman and use your powers for good instead of evil. Hit the strip club and make an honest living sweetheart.