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Its 2:55 on a Friday. You know what that means. Time to steal money from your employer for the next hour, hide until 5pm, and shut it down for the week. Whole lotta shit to cover this week for the Cube Monkeys. Dead interns and Japanese guys milking the system. I give you a little more insight to the finances of a blogger. We talk subway etiquette. I tell you a story about how I technically left my fiance for dead. And basically 95% of the show this week made me realize how I’m turning more and more into George Costanza every day of my life.

Highlight of the episode was when we played Porno Heads Up. For those of you who don’t know what Heads Up is, its the hottest iPhone game out there right now. Its basically like $25,000 Pyramid. The iPhone gives you a word and you have to describe it to your partner and get them to say it. They play it on all the talk shows and late night shows and shit. I decided to take it to the next level and put the Barstool spin on it, so I created X Rated Porno Heads Up. Here’s the master list I made yesterday for the show, but you can basically add any porno/sexual term you want to play as long as you want:

Double Penetration
Reverse Cowgirl
Bang Bus
Shocker
Jenna Jameson
Pearl Necklace
Bukkake
Cumpilation
Fluffer
Blue Balls
Pamela Anderson
Scissoring
2 Girls 1 Cup
Deepthroat
Anal
Creampie
Upskirt
Clear History
Hentai Cartoon
Heather Brooke
Incognito Tab
Sybian Vibrator
Mile High Club
ATM
Paris Hilton
Meatspin
Camel Toe
Casting Couch
Eiffel Tower
Squirting
Donkey Punch
MILF Hunter
Gloryhole
Money Shot
69
Gang Bang

40 terms to start you off. If you’re with a group of friends tonight just write these down on little pieces of paper, throw them in a bowl, and split up into teams. 1 person gives the clue, 1 minute to get as many as you can.

Enjoy the last couple hours slacking at work and kick your Friday night off right with a little Porno Heads Up while you pregame.

Tweet me your Cube Monkey Horror Stories using the hashtag #MailTime and we’ll read off the worst/best stories on air next week. Have a good weekend you mutts.

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