Fuck the Red Sox
Well, it’s definitely not a game 7 in October, but for the Yankees, it might as well be. 3 games. 3 games left to determine whether the Yankees go into the playoffs as division winners or as a wild card team. 159 games down, just 3 left to see if the Orioles can complete their improbable comeback that will most likely result in me killing myself because I fucking hate Buck Showalter and you just don’t lose a 10 game lead. That’s pussy shit. That’s Mets shit. This is ridiculous that we’re even discussing playoff seeding. 2 months ago, this wasn’t an issue. 2 months ago, I didn’t plan on having a problem catching up on the 8 shows I missed last night because this game was supposed to be meaningless. There were supposed to be lineup cards full of Ramiro Penas and Chris Dickersons. A Rod and Jeter giggling and playing grab-ass on the bench. Teixeira literally could have sports yapped from the on-deck circle for all I care; it just wasn’t supposed to matter. But then shit happened. And now the barrier between the Yankees not putting us all in cardiac arrest with a one-game wild card play-in is the fucking Red Sox- a team that has been mentally checked out since Memorial Day. A team that shipped away half the roster to the Dodgers as a giant “Fuck it, maybe next year.” Sure, tonight it looks like the Red Sox are just continuing their 2012 trend of being gutless cowards. Trotting out 6 guys who started in the AAA this year. No Pedroia. No Ellsbury. But regardless the Yankees are now playing against a team with nothing to lose with everything on the line.
Clinching a playoff spot last night when the team wasn’t even on the field was nice, but the prospect of a one game playoff is giving me the shits, and I’m just not in a position to handle that right now. I have things to do today.
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Fuck you pizza boy, actually didn’t think this was bad, I even think I might have smiled at one point. My Red Sox are a fucking disgrace it’s commercial.
As a Sox fan I can honestly say you have nothing to worry about. This is the most gutless, lifeless team in Sox history. They don’t even have it in them to work up a good Yankee hating effort.
I would love to see the Sox do one fucking useful thing and keep you assholes from winning the division.
Fuck the Red Sox.
The Sox were checked out since Memorial day? Try Labor Day 2011. I hope the Sox sweep in front of a half empty Fenway.
The Yankees will lose to Oakland anyway so don’t get your hopes up.
I didn’t even realize they’re playing in NY. Whatever. It’ll be half empty there too, as always.
hey Taylor Negron, shut the fuck up, and get me a double cheeses and sausage, pronto
as a yankee fan how can you hate bucky sho? brought the yanks back from the dead in the mid-nineties
Things to do huh? Top priority is work on your humor.
i saw this on Deadspin two weeks ago
Just another $200 million payroll Yanks team that isn’t going to win a title.
“Fuck the Red Sox”??? I am a casual visitor to your website and thought i like you and thought i had more respect in you than this Pres. You obviously have no idea about anything regarding the red sox organization or boston. When i saw this it hurt my pride. You cant sum up the “red sox” by a couple overpaid premadonna superstar athletes with hurt pussy’s ruining the team chemistry on a team. Sure they help make up the team but the redsox are made up of much more than that. The city, the fans, the history and the people behind the scenes that make it all happen shouldnt be categorized with the sorry excuse for a baseball team weve seen in just recent years. The red sox stand for more than that and fuck anyone thats got beef. And it aint beef if you cant make a burger.
BTW. With investments in data mining and preictive analytics, we wont have to worry about these overpaid superstars ruining teams anymore. The players that are capable and actually want to win will finally be seen on the field. Mark my words.
And i didnt read or even give a fuck what the post was actually about. the title was enough to royally piss me off. btw i loved when you said you liked the idea of your dick being the first to land on the moon. priceless shit man
oh shit…didnt realize i was posting on barstool new york….hmmm it all makes sense now. btw YANKEES SUCK
@ladaniandevlinson You can’t spell your user name without NESN. Things that make you go hmmmmmm.
Done with your lap yet Ladanian?
This made me laugh. I must say in all honesty that I hope the Red Sox don’t find a way to win any of these games. I don’t want the Bobby V train to pick up any steam going into the offseason.
@edrooney wtf r u talking about?
@jaymariotti still havent made my victory lap
Somebody rode the short bus today…
ya ed roney did
Yeah no big deal but the red sox have had 30 different guys on the disabled list this year. I’m sure that has nothing to do with their record.
Correction..21 players 24 dl stints.
Correction..21 players 24 dl stints.
nice spanking