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Game Day Bitches
Fucking finally. Through 2 weeks of repetitive stories about Eli being ELITE and Victor Cruz salsa’s and Gronkowski’s ankle and Tom Brady being a pussy whipped pussy, we’re finally here. Game Day bitches. And not just any game. Not just any Super Bowl. There are careers and legacies and Hall of Fame resumes and dynasties all on the line here the likes of which no Super Bowl matchup has ever seen.
And forget what the spread is. Forget what any of the “experts” say. Forget Week 9 or 4 years ago or any of the Pats other Super Bowls that they haven’t won in almost a decade. Because if you’re a Giants fan, you have every reason to believe the Giants can not only win this game, but can blow those uppity piece of shit Patriots out of this game and straight out of the history books. The Giants do 2 things better than anyone in the NFL: rush the passer and throw the ball deep. And I don’t care how much of a genius Belichick used to be or how creative the Pats want to get. They are not going to be able to stop the Giants from doing either of those things and that’s what will make the difference tonight.
With a Giants win, Eli Manning officially owns Tom Brady. With a Giants win, Eli and Old Man Coughlin can officially punch their tickets to Canton. And with a Giants win the whole sports world finally realizes Brady is all flash and no substance. Putting up stats but choking to win the big game because he’s a prima donna pussy who cares more about his split ends and Uggs than winning more rings. And with a Giants win, New York City sports officially owns Boston sports.
Because for a team that hasn’t won a title in almost a decade, everyone still acts like the Patriots are the greatest thing in modern football history. Not taking anything away from the run they had in the early part of the 2000′s, but that shit is over and its not coming back. This is the Giants time now. And by this time tomorrow, when the game is over and the dust has settled and the legacies are cemented, the rest of the sports world will finally see that, and they’ll have Eli Manning and the New York Giants to thank for it.
LET’S FUCKING GO BIG BLUE.
ALL IN.
GET SOME!!!! WOOOOOT WOOOOOT!!!
Typical, dELIrious. Don’t think Canton likes 25 interception seasons on the resume, or when your highlight reel consists of mostly shit-lucky plays. Throwing into double coverage, constantly, and stud receivers adjusting on underthrown ducks, with 1 horse-shit trophy on your mantle gets you nowhere….kind of like where your life is headed, Scotty.
cuz brett favre isnt on his way to canton with 25 interception seasons? shut up man im not even a giants fan and i recognize all that eli has done for that team. if you dont then your fucking blind
Scott wrote this team off in November. So keep in mind that all of that gibberish above is from the very definition of a fair weather fan.
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/how-does-that-cuncel-da-season-thing-go/
Fire Scott.
You are an idiot and cannot have it both ways. Which is it? Is he all flash putting up huge numbers? Or is he all substance throwing to whoever is open and not caring about stats. Because when he won 3 superbowls, Brady just won the game. Didn’t put up stats, just won. And with Antawn Smith and Troy Brown. Peyton was the flashy numbers guy in all the commercials who couldn’t win the big one. Then Brady got receivers like Manning had and broke all the records. We didn’t win the Superbowl then because, ultimately, we were too one dimensional. The Pats taking the field today are much more like the Pats of the early aughts. You can pretend to be the Rams all day long, fine with me. You’re gonna get Gostkowskied!
Mark AnderSon
Chad OchoCinco
TOm Brady
STeven Ridley
Stephen GosTkowski
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Bill Belichick
Wes WeLker
Jerod MayO
Vince Wilfork
Ben-JarviS Geen Ellis
nothing makes a professional football team shit its collective pants like a threatening acrostic does.
No hate today Scott, all giants fans need to be optimistically cautious but confident. Let’s go big blue. Today is the day we will be talking about one way or the other with Boston fans for years. All fucking in.
If you consider eli manning hof material then I guess we might as well induct trent dilfer while we’re at it
lmao
scott i hope NYC has another terrorist attack that involves a small prop plane taken over by al queda that flies into your shitty studio apartment (in whatever gay disctrict of NYC you live in) and just kills you. leaving all the other Giants fans to soak in their own tears. seriously, eat some shit and die dude (2% kidding)
and i love the BSSNY math: 7 yrs = “almost over a decade”. i hope H&R block is doing your taxes….
WHAT A DISASTER!!
scott – you are probably the worst sports blogger on the web. just constantly making 0 sense, contradicting yourself and going along with whatever the most recent video/article/blog post you just read about the giants.
breezey – It just never gets old does it? Same shitty comment different blog. You literally are the least funny commenter on this site (0% kidding, since we’re doing that game). You really suck (0% kidding). I don’t think anyone likes you (0% kidding).
That was cute scott, you sound like middle schooler with your homer hatred fueled rants
No ugly stick, what canton really likes is legacies surrounded by cheating and conspiracy and teams that can only win if they get their fair share of rules made specifically for them to protect their quarterback.
delusional is all that can be said about you scott. even if the giants win, the patriots are still the greatest dynasty in nfl history with the run they had. brady is still the greatest quarterback of all time and belichick is the greatest coach of all time. the patriots are in the end of their dynasty, but you can say NOTHING about the middle of it. the giants would get BLOWN OUT OF THE COUNTRY by the 03 or 04 pats
@pj18 – not trying to be funny or trying to get any stoolie commentors to like me (are you kidding me you faggot? you think anyone gives a shit if other commentors “like” them? bahahahaha). but good to know you are always stalking my comments. get fucked kid. jar up those tears tonight and send them to me, ill pay for the S&H. hope your mom gets raped by Osi’s cuz……
@gb15351 – thanks for further proving how retarded NY fans are. there have been a total of ZERO rules made for Brady. Pats won all 3 of those SBs because they beat the teams in front of them. but if you want to completely expose yourself as “full retard” go ahead and try to name some rules “made” for Brady…..
its sad how many boston fans have to come to the new york site to prove their dominance. shut the fuck up, if your teams were that dominant you wouldn’t have to say anything. if you don’t like scott, don’t read it, theres nobody making you read it. boston won’t finish in front of any new york team this year so go jerk off to the glory days of the early 2000′s
jhulax43…do the mets, jets and knicks and islanders not count as new york teams anymore? Did the pats not finish ahead of the jets? Whoops. Oh shit I forgot, you probably just hop on the wagon of whichever of the 6 teams you have across all the sports that happens to be doing well at the time. Let me guess, you’re really into the rangers nowadays? Stick to your blue jay lacrosse bullshit down in baltimore you idiot.
@EZBreezey2222
I think spygate would be one… no?
EZ breezy, im not a giants fan. I just applaud athleticism and skill, not premadonna pussies like that faggot qb of yours who ONLY excels because he is in a system designed to throw 5 yard passes. And heres BOSTON.com bragging about how rules are changed for your soft ass quarterback… http://articles.boston.com/2009-03-24/sports/29263608_1_brady-rule-chiefs-safety-bernard-pollard-knee
and if you’re trying to insinuate that the tuck rule wasn’t made for brady, okay. it was just pulled out of nowhere for him.
“I think all the quarterbacks in this league are critical to what the game is about,” said Patriots owner Robert Kraft. “It’s like if Peyton Manning were gone for a season, I think the whole NFL suffers, the same way the NFL suffered with Tommy out. So whatever we can do to protect quarterbacks and to minimize the opportunity of them being taken out with a year-ending injury I would support.
“It’s not good for the league. What makes it special is special players. It’s like going to see a great movie and the star isn’t in the movie. It’s the same principle.”
” and if you%u2019re trying to insinuate that the tuck rule wasn%u2019t made for brady, okay. it was just pulled out of nowhere for him.”
Yeah. Out of the rule book.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuck_rule
Cunt.
Yeah they created the tuck rule knowing that it was going to happen to Brady. If you want to know who changed the rules to benefit th QBs look no further than Bill Polian and Peyton Manning.
@meowmix hahaha I’m from new york… trust me id rather have new york have one sport for each team because they amount of cap room they’d have they’d have all star teams. new york has to have two teams because they generate too much money, stick to soccer “meow mix” thats cute
LOL @ EZBREEZY