HyperVocalThe sex scenes and nudity are going to be gratuitous when it comes to any show on HBO, but it seems more and more like the Game of Thrones casting directors are scouting the show’s talent directly off YouPorn. Maybe it’s a wise casting choice to employ method actors, considering three women who sell their bodies on the show have previously performed in adult films. Most famously, the porn past (NSFW) of actress Sibel Kekilli — who plays Shae (“Halfman” Tyrion Lannister’s woman) — came to light. But it was long before her Season 1 debut in GoT that the porn past of this widely acclaimed German actress became common fap-knowledge. Both Maisie and Sahara are part of Littlefinger’s crop of prostitutes. Maisie (below) plays the role of Daisy in Season 2, and she’s likely remembered most for the scene in which that petulant asshole Joffrey forces another prostitute to violently beat her with a stag’s head sceptre under the threat of loaded crossbow. Sahara, who reprises her role of Armeca from Season 1, gave men everywhere some scenes for the spank bank that included seed hanging from her chin and a little softcore lesbianic action as well

Hey if you want a bunch of realistic whores for your TV show you might as well go get some real life whore to do it. They’ve already fucked midgets and people of all races and shit. Nothing they can’t handle on the set of Thrones. The one chick is a German porn star, for God’s sake. You ever watch that German shit? They do the weirdest shit you’ve ever seen. She probably fucked a real life dragon. Absolutely born for this role.

PS – Did the one chick really have cum hanging from her chin at some point? Where was I for that one? I don’t remember that at all.