Miami – A Key West man who told his partner that “if Barack gets re-elected, I’m not going to be around” was found dead on Nov. 8, with the words “F— Obama!” scrawled on his will and two empty prescription bottles nearby. Henry Hamilton, 64, owner of Tropical Tan off Duval Street, was “very upset about the election results,” his partner Michael Cossey told Police Officer Anna Dykes. Police spokeswoman Alyson Crean said a cause of death is awaiting autopsy results from the Monroe County Medical Examiner’s Office but said, “There’s absolutely no evidence of foul play.” According to Dykes’ report, Cossey returned to the South Roosevelt Boulevard condo he shared with Hamilton after a late night of playing cards with friends and fell asleep on the couch around 6 a.m. A friend of Hamilton had been worried about him and had a standing request to police to make welfare checks. Officer Pablo Rodriguez did just that and when he went to the condo, he woke up Cossey, prompting the discovery of Hamilton’s body in the bedroom. Dykes reported finding two empty prescription bottles, one for Xanax and one for Seroquel, used to treat anxiety and schizophrenia, respectively.

Mitt Romney has gotta be sitting at home drinking a non-alcoholic beverage just slamming his head against the wall right now. There are freaking gay people out there committing suicide because Obama is president and he still couldn’t win this election. Only thing worse than that would be a black guy offing himself over 4 more years of Obama. The economy plummets the day after he’s elected and not even gay people are happy but he’s the president for the next 4 years. Sucks to suck, Mitt! Maybe if your people weren’t fucking lunatics talking about how rape babies are a gift from God you coulda won.

PS – When I saw the term “welfare check” in that article I almost lost it. Thought it was gonna be a gay dude on welfare that killed himself over Obama and it would have been hands down the most ironic blog of all time.