Gay Mormon Dude Says He’s Just Attracted To Dudes But Has A Healthy Marriage Banging His Wife
The Daily What – Josh Weed is a devout Mormon, happily married to a woman — and gay. The Washington therapist came out in a post on his blog last week: “Some might assume that because I’m married to a woman, I must be bisexual. This would be true if sexual orientation was defined by sexual experience. Heck, if sexual orientation were defined by sexual experience, I would be as straight as the day is long even though I’ve never been turned on by a Victoria’s Secret commercial in my entire life. Sexual orientation is defined by attraction, not by experience. In my case, I am attracted sexually to men. Period. Yet my marriage is wonderful, and Lolly and I have an extremely healthy and robust sex life. How can this be?” This video reveals the reactions the couple has received since he broke the news: “We feel loved.”
This guy is such a dickhead. The world is just now beginning to accept all sorts of gay shit and now you gotta go throw a wrench in it with your fake gayness. “If sexual orientation were defined by sexual experience, I would be as straight as the day is long even though I’ve never been turned on by a Victoria’s Secret commercial in my entire life.” Dude seriously what the fuck does this mean? “I am attracted sexually to men. Period. Yet my marriage is wonderful, and Lolly and I have an extremely healthy and robust sex life.” No dude, no. If you like banging chicks, bang chicks. If you like banging dudes, bang dudes. But if you like banging dudes and bang chicks or like banging chicks and bang dudes then you’re just one jumbled up asshole. If your dick gets hard for your wife, thats means you’re attracted to her and women.
Seriously the world is basically one big clusterfuck right now when it comes to whats gay and straight and whats allowed and what not. Now you’re gonna say being gay just means liking gay stuff, regardless of where you put your dick? For sure not. I like Call Me Maybe and Revenge and sometimes I drink martinis but if I still put my penis inside chicks I’m straight. If you like football and beer but fuck guys, you’re gay. Cmon. Seriously. Don’t make this shit more complicated than it already needs to be.
You can’t use logic and reason with these religious freaks. They suspend all logic and reason when they start following the Bible. Back in the day, whenever the elders/leaders wanted to impose their power, that defied logic and reason, they simply pointed to the sky and claimed it was God’s will. It help breed a race of illogical, irrational, and complete idiotic followers.
Fuck these two, I hope she catches her husband blowing and gangbanging the entire local boy’s high school lacrosse team. Since, we all know Lax bros love butt fucking each other.
i might throw it in mrs. weed. she is sneaky cute.
Mr. Weed is a f*cking tool.
KFC i think what they were trying to say is that, she puts on a strap on and fucks him up the ass, thats the ‘robust sex life’ they were talking about and after shes done with the strap on she tuns it 180 degrees and fucks herself to make them ‘bond’ together
@torn, me thinks you protest too much.
That fags got a lazier eye than you
^Agreed. You guys could definitely be related. And by related I mean twins.
I haven’t been turned on by a Victoria Secret commercial since the invention of free internet porn.
@Tornopen bro, no one gives a fuck about your politically charged answers. That comment is meant for MSNBC because it doesn’t use works like fuck, cunt, fag, racial slurs, etc.
In a thousand years there will be no more men or women. Just wankers, and that’s fine by me.
“The world is just now beginning to accept all sorts of gay shit”
no, its not. we are forced to accept it, and it starts with the public schools dishing out the butt seks info to kids.
DOUBLE. SIDED. STRAP. ON. DILDO.
END TO END! END TO END!
fuck pillow bitting lazy eyed faggot. id be gay too if i was forced to have sex with a hairy muffed ugly cow. mormons are straight fucking wierd…ever see that show with couple that dont know what birth control or pull out method is? i think its called “i have too many fucking children and we are dumb as rocks”…. its on TLC…wow. she probably fucks his ass with a strap on just like @hartfarts said.
republicoftexas…great reference
The white gay Stuart Scott ladies and gentlemen.
Did that fucker really use the word probe. Cmon now..fucking rediculous