The Daily WhatJosh Weed is a devout Mormon, happily married to a woman — and gay. The Washington therapist came out in a post on his blog last week: “Some might assume that because I’m married to a woman, I must be bisexual. This would be true if sexual orientation was defined by sexual experience. Heck, if sexual orientation were defined by sexual experience, I would be as straight as the day is long even though I’ve never been turned on by a Victoria’s Secret commercial in my entire life. Sexual orientation is defined by attraction, not by experience. In my case, I am attracted sexually to men. Period. Yet my marriage is wonderful, and Lolly and I have an extremely healthy and robust sex life. How can this be?” This video reveals the reactions the couple has received since he broke the news: “We feel loved.”

This guy is such a dickhead. The world is just now beginning to accept all sorts of gay shit and now you gotta go throw a wrench in it with your fake gayness. “If sexual orientation were defined by sexual experience, I would be as straight as the day is long even though I’ve never been turned on by a Victoria’s Secret commercial in my entire life.” Dude seriously what the fuck does this mean? “I am attracted sexually to men. Period. Yet my marriage is wonderful, and Lolly and I have an extremely healthy and robust sex life.” No dude, no. If you like banging chicks, bang chicks. If you like banging dudes, bang dudes. But if you like banging dudes and bang chicks or like banging chicks and bang dudes then you’re just one jumbled up asshole. If your dick gets hard for your wife, thats means you’re attracted to her and women.

Seriously the world is basically one big clusterfuck right now when it comes to whats gay and straight and whats allowed and what not. Now you’re gonna say being gay just means liking gay stuff, regardless of where you put your dick? For sure not. I like Call Me Maybe and Revenge and sometimes I drink martinis but if I still put my penis inside chicks I’m straight. If you like football and beer but fuck guys, you’re gay. Cmon. Seriously. Don’t make this shit more complicated than it already needs to be.