Gersh Gofman Is One Mean Son Of A Bitch!

So as we wrapped things up last Friday afternoon, I brought you the tale of Gersh Gofman vs. Steve Pulwers – The Brooklyn Jews with a combined age of 182 years between them who brawled in the streets over a parking spot. Now it was my thought that an 83 year old vs. a 99 year old isn’t that bad.  I thought maybe Steve Pulwers deserved it and since they’re both as old as the earth itself, than maybe Gersh wasn’t that bad of a dude.  Boy was I wrong.  I mean what a fuckin dick.  Gersh crushed that guy’s face with the Club and told him he was gonna chop off his goddam dick.  Then he pulls a Paris Hilton just smashing into cars and shit trying to escape WQAD Channel 8 reporters.  I guess the lesson here is, well, I actually don’t know what the lesson is other than stay the fuck away from Gersh Gofman if you don’t want your face smashed with a steering wheel lock.