Giants Set To Kick Off 2012 With A Reality Check For The Cowboys
“Y’all should come to that stadium and watch us beat the Giants’ ass”
“All that salsa dancing, that’s fine, but you’ve got to come through me. I don’t plan on seeing no dancing.” – Brandon Carr
“When you think about when players talk, you got to walk the walk” – DeMarcus Ware
I get it, Jerry Jones. When you’re not spittin’ bars about pizzas or sucking dicks through the holes of bathroom stall walls, you’re selling false hopes to Cowboys fans. That’s your job. I got no problem with Brandon Carr trying to justify his $50 mil contract by acting like he can stop Victor Cruz either. DeMarcus Ware confused me a bit by telling a team who’s 5-1 in their last 6 meetings and defending Super Bowl champs to “walk the walk”, but whatever. I guess the only thing you can do from the outside looking in is pretend it’s not real. Tonight’s gonna be a kick in your real balls, fellas, but here’s a quick history lesson.
Big Blue Rihanna’d the Cowgirls twice on national TV last year. Sacked Romo 9 times. Broke DeMarco Murray’s ankle. Cruz & Nicks took turns hauling in over 160 yards each. 2010 the teams split, but Dallas can thank Michael Boley for that. Snapping Tony Homo’s collarbone allowed Jon Kitna to lead them to their only W over NY in the past 3 years. The Giants swept 2009. 30+ points in every win. Decimation central.
To be fair, most of the games have been exciting – I’m not saying that extending the 8-year undefeated streak for defending SB champs in NFL Kickoff games will be a cakewalk. The Giants secondary is suspect – Michael Coe has his work cut out for him. Sean Locklear will have his hands full with Ware. DeMarco Murray is legit. But the Girls are without Romo’s boy-toy Jason Witten. They have a rookie CB of their own that Eli’s undoubtedly gonna pick on. And don’t be surprised if David Wilson shines tonight as a home run threat in the backfield Big Blue hasn’t had. All signs point to a stellar year, and what better way to kick it off than raising the banner in front of your biggest rival before pummeling them yet again.
I’ll be crushing Smokin’ Al’s wings & Yuenglings all night, but I’ll be tweeting with greasy fingers as well. Follow me @610Barstool
Yeah, if “crushing Smokin’ Al’s wings & Yuenglings all night” is you and Strassers code for vertically 69′ing.
GO COWBOYS!!!!!
/if Gorrilla Pierre-Paul doesn’t sack Shane Falco at least 3 times i will eat a leather wallet.
Not much time left to win a signed Victor Cruz Jersey
http://www.sportsstudio.net/blog/win-a-signed-victor-cruz-jersey
Giants defense will record at least 4.5 sacks against a new and unexperienced O Line, and thats my Under.
Eli will have 2 rookie DB’s to pick apart with Cruz, Nicks, and Hixon.
David Wilson will actually be a great complement to AB after that lazy fat bastard went to SF.
‘Build The Bridge’
cowboys 27 giants 17
I hope demarcus ware kills eli.
Dez Bryant is goin to blow the Fuck up, boys 28 gints 13
haha Cowboys fans act like they have a leg to stand on. We won the last 5/6 and you had to have Kitna to pull off the W. Witten will not play tonight, but even if he does, he won’t be nearly as effective. Your O-Line will get demolished by JPP, Kiwi, Tuck and Osi. Wrong time, wrong place for the boys tonight. GIANTS 31 COWBOYS 20
Giants 24, Cowboys 17
Giants 64 Cowboys 0
@GiantDomination, I think christosterone might be the only actual Dallas fan on this thread, the rest are bitter, pathetic little Patriot fans that just wanna see the Giants lose. Either way, 31-17 Gmen
I hope a fucking plane crashes into the stadium.
Love my team but with our o-line things could get ugly. That being said GO COWBOYS!
Rex Ryan and his D facesitting that miserable old prick Coughlan
“Y’all should come to that stadium and watch us beat the Giants’ ass” - CHECK
“All that salsa dancing, that’s fine, but you’ve got to come through me. I don’t plan on seeing no dancing.” – Brandon Carr 4 for 46 CHECK
Eat shit Giants Fans…