D’Angelo Hall after Eli’s 77-yard bomb to Cruz to win the Week 7 game: 

“I don’t feel like he made that play. I feel we gave him that play. I could have thrown that ball, and he would have scored. It wasn’t something where he was a rocket scientist, and he figured something out.”

No shit Eli’s no rocket scientist. He’s partially retarded. But the Rainman of NFL quarterbacks is well-rested with all hands on deck for a Monday Night matchup against D’Angelo & the rest of the league’s worst pass defense. We’re talking about a Skins D that ceded 352 & 2 to Christian fucking Ponder. They should consider themselves lucky Eli only cashed in once in their first game despite 337 yards. Not gonna happen again. I’m not dismissing RG3 by any stretch, but in what’s shaping up to be a shootout, they just can’t keep up. As I predicted Friday, the number for Washington to beat will be 37. Good luck.