God Is Smiling On The Barstool NY Booze Cruise
Sunny and 75? Uhh could the weather be any more perfect for a booze cruise? Seriously fuck Karma. KFC can keep taking dumps all over blind people’s sunglasses all he wants. Bottom line is God loves the Stool and wants the Stoolies to be happy. No better proof than a picture perfect day to sail the high seas of the Manhattan Ocean. I got my Sperrys, my Vineyard Vines crokies, and my skipper hat all ready to roll. And a pocket full of Dramamine to boot. So grab a ticket while they’re hot and come join us for what’s going to be a great time. Seriously Yacht Week called and asked if there were any tickets left to the BSNY cruise. Take your best shot with Jenna and Kym while me and KFC are at the bow recreating the king of the world scene from Titanic. And KFC is definitely Kate Winslet.
As a reminder the cruise is Thursday, Sept. 16th. 21+ so bring your IDs. We set sail at 7:30 sharp and get drunk around 7:31. Summer isn’t over til Barstool says so.
Fifteen guys nuts to butts. Yep looks like a barstool party
all i see is a bunch of dudes…sounds fun
don’t forget the GHB, that is a must!
great photo, that is about the the correct ratio of black to white
and there will only be 3 chicks there, Kmarko wife, Kim the asian sensation and Jenna “show me your tits” Marbles
Black Dude did they make you walk das plank? If no, maybe they reconsider, perhaps?
It’s a regular hot dog cart on das boat.
Joran, i think its funny, that i read your post with a dutch accent, too funny haha and btw you’re gay as they come bro
That looks like a fun booze cruise….If your gay. It’s all dudes. Weak bro!!!
You have to dye your hair fuckin yellow to get on the cruise. Not representing NY very well in this one. Go Boston!!
So in other words you’re gonna fuck KFC on the booze cruise? That’s awesome bro.
BlackDude, I have a dutch accent! Isn’t that weird?
I’m not gay Negrotastic, I literally SLAY BITCHES! Haven’t you read das newspaper or watch Das News? SLAY MAD BITCHES SON!
SKEET SKEET SKEET!