I don’t know what it is about Jeff Goldblum, but the dude is the fuckin man. I have a Hasselhoff-eqsue obsession with Goldblum. I think it has to do with his role as Dr. Malcolm in Jurassic Park followed up by David Levinson in Independence Day. 2 of the best blockbusters of all time back to back. Dude will forever be a boss in my mind after that.

So when I see him on the beach with a chick 30 years younger than him smacking some ass, I can’t help but just give him a “Fuckin A, Goldblum.”  Guy is still spending money from ’93.