Fat people literally defy the laws of physics huh?  I mean can someone explain to me how this dude is skateboarding one way and ends up faceplanting on a car 30 yards behind him?  Dude ran like a 4.4 40 so he could smash his face on the rear bumper.  Like I’m almost tempted to say this is staged but then I just realize this guy is fucking fat as shit.

-Thanks Donald for the video