Guess That Ass
And the answer is Lily Aldridge. Wow! Just when I think I’ve seen it all the smut gods descend from the heavens and drop some new supermodel I’ve never heard of right in my eyeballs. Now don’t get me wrong the ass and tits leave something to be desired here but there’s no accounting for beauty. Just drop dead gorgeous from head to toe. This is the type of chick you bash on internet comments “ehh pancake ass” “ehh surfboard tits” then she walks up to you in the bar and you cum your pants then pass out.
i would drop a load of cum on her face and stomach, could you see like another 3″ on her ass and she would be perfect, i dont care about tits
She is engaged to caleb followill from Kings of Leon.
Blackdude- off topic but what happened to abby over on stoollala? I had big dreams of motorboating those milk jugs
I haven’t commented since the eagles game vs the giants. Just haven’t had the want to…..
Yeah she can get the D and then some. VS models bring the heat all day, everyday.
By the way spot on description kmarko… shes gonna get roughed up by these internet tough guys but shes got that black dress dominated. Not one motherfucker on these boards is nailing pussy in her sratosphere
RELIONELI , she quit the stool for now, she couldnt handle blogging and full time school at the same time, she might be back, she has her own personal blog if you want to check it out
http://www.babylikes.wordpress.com/
FML just realized i work for barstool and dont get paid for it
we should do a GTA with abby, has a nice phatty
Fuck yeah doggie!!! Excellant way to start out the week. Boston is going to post Oprah.
Thank you. My day no long sucks
I really think BlackDude is being paid. It’s like a mini commenting soap opera pres drew up. Banning him, talking about him in posts. The big return to boston in a few weeks. Stoolala loving him. Joecrack rapping about him. It’s fucking unreal. And we know you sent the xmas card to jenna.
I want her to drink my cammy cam juice
KnuckleBallz , didnt send jenna shit, only think i would send her is a pic of my dick
BTW, there was another rap that some dude wrote and mentioned me and lala land, wanted to make sure you had that in your little conspiracy theory. If my bann is lifted going to have to create a new login and shit, annoying as fuck if had to have a different one for the boston site, but we will see, so jan 13th is the date
Haha word. Well I don’t rap about you but I dropped some new shit this weekend you should peep it if you can http://www.youtube.com/user/ThirdRailRecords
KnuckleBallz , that was actually pretty decent, not bad, you should try to open for one of the barstool events or something. I would suggest you making a real barstool rap, but my name in it since EP gets mad as fuck when pple mention me, maybe he will blog about it, who knows, but your shit isnt bad, anyone know what happened to JoeCrack88, i think he is dead or something
Did you write this as a comment below, if not , it was probably one of your boys , but regardless it was funny
bschopick (5 months ago)
I’m on the other side of the world right now and I got the fuckin sniffles just listenin to this shit. yo shit is contagious son WTF
BTW thirdrailrecords is a shitty name, i would never sign you guys on account of that, blackduderecords as a better ring to it son
Yeah that was my boy haha. And third rail records is legit son. Like the third rail on the train. You cant touch it. Thanks for checkin it out. appreciate it.
flat on both sides but a pretty face. Typical model.
yeah i know what a third rail is bro, still a stupid name, giving you my opinnion, you could call it IhaveHerpesRecords too, cant touch it either.
best song you have, would download for a ring tone but i dont do gay shit like that but catchy hook , should send it to Elhomodente
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXUr-9C3QAk
Haha aiight man I get ya. Yeah that songs the blackout anthem up in new england. I’ll let you know when the download links up. Dont worry about portnoy I’ll be on stoolapalooza ’11 whether he knows it or not. Gonna start a riot too none of this pussy shit.
Nice kid, good luck, dont get arrested for inciting a riot
do you guys steal from wwtdd.com everyday or just sometimes?
Is that El Pres laying on the beach. That schnoz is a dead ringer.
Great lookin woman. . .
…but where is her ass ? ? ? ?
just went
I’d hit it and marry it.