Guess That Ass
And the answer is Joanna Krupa. Saw this a couple of days ago but didn’t post because they’re technically illegal ass shots. Photoshopped for Maxim or some shit. Then I remembered I had 2 more days left in my Guess That Ass career and said fuck it! They want cake? Let them eat cake. Not going out on Audrina in mom jeans that’s for sure.









my dear lord
want to know a secret about her?
Love that meaty box.
That’s how they should crop women in real life. Cut off the head so they can’t babble and their legs below the knee so they can’t escape.
so starting next week you will be exclusively on barstool u? Not sure how i feel about that, gonna be missed on bsny kmarko
looks like she has a fucking cock in tthat first pic
Kmarko, ill miss you from NYC, not sure if anyone even reads barstool U, good luck son
plump
Youre the man kmarko- good look on that shithole other site. Hopefully it’ll go under soon and you can get back to where you belong
the U sucks, now i guess I have to actually go on once in a while to see if its any better
NY is the best of the sites, and I’m from Boston.
Philly is useless, and the U is brutal. I’d rather read Stoolala.
stoolalal is awesome, 2 thumbs up
Does anyone go on Philly or the U? I put BSSNY right in the rotation when it started, but I’ve never clicked on the other two.
the U hasn’t been bad this week since kmarko started contributing. feitelberg and wisconsin kid are pretty funny.
kmarko is in college?
Barstool U has sucked because no one was running it. ton of writers just throwing shit up. now it will be just me and a few contributors. i’ll be doing the same exact thing just on the U not NY. if you like me read me there. if you hate me don’t.
kmarko….big ups son.
I guess I will check with the U errrry now and again.
Snap
and to answer your question a shit ton of people are reading the U. insane traffic. that’s why someone needs to run it. it’s weird because we use this thing called Analytics that measures traffic instead of BlackDude’s thoughts and musings.
Black people can’t swim or do math, everyone knows this.
Interesting concept, analytics. So you’re saying the BD “two thumbs up” rating doesn’t resonate with potential advertisers? Not sure if I’m buying that.
I’m tempted to click on the link for HRBWD but something tells me it’s really awful and I should stay away.
Don’t get mad, get even.
@wildman. Pres posted awhile back that they were looking for writers and if interested to start blog and if he likes he would get back to them. That was my attempt.
pres made kmarko move to the U because that site has the most potential and he’s the best stool writer. makes sense.
Gotcha. For some reason I envisioned a hideous picture.
I will follow u Kmarko because the fact of the matter is, there are only a handful of people who can do what u and the Pres do and that is straight bring the fire each and everytime. Read Philly 3 or 4 times now and it sucks so bad. Ever have one of those moments where you get embarresed for someone else when they speak? You just cringe inside- well thats how I felt reading Philly. No I am not racist I am just a realist and his blogging skillZ are wack. It is like he is trying to hard to have the same sarcasm as you and the Pres and it comes off forced and just not funny…
^agree with sneakyd on philly. Well put
Kmarko
ask your boss for a raise bro, go to websiteshaddow.com and put in the barstool’s page son
Blackdude comments making traffic nuts brolo, ask elpres, this is a fact
Maybe ill check out the U, maybe i wont, who knows, but if i comment on that bitch, watch home many people will, love me or hate me, part of barstool son
i think people only goto stoolu for smokesmash, but whatever sucks to lose you in ny your a funny guy.
She looks like I want to have sex with her
Marry
Love this chick. Is she the one that told TO he was a piece of shit? Cause that was just verbal gold right there. Love this chick either way though, love that ass, love those legs, love everything about her, more please.
mulattodude says:
February 24, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Yes please….
Kmarko – Krupa’s gotta be one of the hottest girls on the planet. With your collection of GTA, MFK, Smokes, etc., you NEED to create a top 100 list. Krupa has to crack the top 10, no? You have the room along the side of the page, get it going. Barstool Philly is the shit.
blackdude you just set a record for saying son the most times in one post. Congratulations. Dipshit.
BlackDude says:
February 24, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Kmarko
ask your boss for a raise bro, go to websiteshaddow.com and put in the barstool’s page son
Blackdude comments making traffic nuts brolo, ask elpres, this is a fact
Maybe ill check out the U, maybe i wont, who knows, but if i comment on that bitch, watch home many people will, love me or hate me, part of barstool son
Blackdude, you have no idea what you’re talking about. So what if the stool brings in $20k a month in ad revenue. Look at how many people he has to pay and all the other expenses that go along with running a business. At the end of the year, pres ain’t making shit on this gig. That’s why he’s rapidly expanding. Having multiple sites is the only way to make a decent amount of money in a business like this. The $ amount is small per site but if you multiply it by enough sites, you might actually get to a respectable number.
The bloggers don’t get paid shit because you can barely consider this a legitimate job. Any one of them could do this shit on the side while working a normal desk job with little responsibility. All of the sudden, your shitty $40k a year salary is double because you’re working two shitty jobs at once. It’s called hard work. If you want to be anything in this world you gotta work your ass off, especially while you’re young. Sitting behind a computer and “blogging” ain’t hard work.
P.S. – your comments aren’t driving shit. People don’t come here to read what you have to say. If they did, Pres would hire your ass. We all know you couldn’t keep the masses entertained like the rest of these guys do.