Guess That Ass
And the answer is Rihanna. Not too hard to guess for anyone who watched the Grammys a couple nites ago. But the reason I used her here today is because of Pres’ MFK yesterday. It was Rihanna, Taylor Swift, and Kate Beckinsale. Pres thought he came up with some diabolical plot because you have to decide between fucking and killing Rihanna. And people agreed with him. Uhhh, what? You guys would rather have a one time smash with Taylor f’n Swift than Rihanna? Taylor Swift is looks like my bedroom wall – completely flat and white. So boobs, no butt, skin looks like shes from a Twilight movie. And I bet she sucks in the sack. Rihanna on the other hand is a fucking lunatic. She’d pull some Barbadian sex move that would break my penis probably. And this is the new and improved Rihanna – she looks like she lost like 30 pounds. All these dudes were like “Yea I probably couldn’t even reach her if we were doing doggystyle with that ass!” Are we looking at the same girl? The same ass? If Rihanna could just lose her forehead and comb her hair she’d actually be hot.
Would stuff it in her, but hate the blonde hair on her.
No way, bro. It was a toss up between marrying or fucking Taylor or Kate. The kill part of the trinity was a no-brainer. She has a killer body, no mistaking that one but she has a face like Rondo. No thanks.
good work Mo, she was on fire. I was just so happy to see the bright red hair is gone. Even if she has this rats nest now, its better than that same fake ass red hair for 5 years
hahahha…She does look like Rondo.
face like Rondo? her face in the 2nd to last one is one I wouldn’t mind fucking to bolivian. If Rondo looks like that now, I’d put it in his mouth too
the problem is she wouldnt just figuratively break your penis, she would LITERALLY break your penis. enjoy your dick looking like a corn cob for the rest of your life…im cool popping taylors tight, disease-free cherry…..
rihanna
Hey EZ, Swift dated John Mayer when she was I think under 20, I highly doubt he left her vagina disease free
at least there is doubt. Rihanna 100% has the herps. you can fix gono, herps are for LIFE
Herpes for days! You’re missing the boat on Swifty. She needs to get plugged in the hoop.
but if you already had the herps, scoring Rihanna would be a pretty decent silver lining
Listen up, fuck sticks, Rihanna doesn’t have the herp. She had clamydia. That’s what she gave the woman-beater. I know this for a fact. You fucking idiots never have any idea what you’re talking about.
neelyinla: You known that for a fact do you. 2 options here: 1) you work for Ebony Magazine or BET, 2) You’re full of shit. I think option 2 wins
Not too hard of a guess for anyone whos ever been on Barstool. 85% of GTA’s are Rihanna
calm down, he knows that for a fact because Chris Brown gave him chlamydia in the butt
I don’t work for Ebony/BET, probably wouldn’t fit in there, if you catch my drift. I work in music, in Los Angeles.
Everyone here knows what happened between those two, its actually a pretty small town once you have a modicum of success. She doesn’t have herpes, bro.
hahaha neelyinla you serious bro? i know for a fact she has the herps. see i also work in music in Los Angeles. ive seen the bumps kiddo. now get back to delivering everyones mail…
Rondoanna is the most overrated slut of all time. No fault of hers. Nice job.
http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20091119/bonus/1/rihanna_02.jpg
neelyinla: I listened to music once in L.A. and I can say with 100% certainty that I don’t give a fuck either way. Glad you’ve had a modicum of success out there, but shouldn’t you be in a studio instead of defending this CDC case study
If I was delivering mail, I wouldn’t have the time to fuck off and comment on the stool. EZ- You’re a fucking liar, straight up.
Fine guys, Rihanna has herpes. Believe it if you want.
kind of siding with you neelyinla at least on EZBreezy’s honesty, I bet that internet toughguy has said he works every job we can think of. Can a comment researcher do some data mining on that shit and get back to me?
It’s going to take more than an ok looking rump to find this broad attactive.
She’s disgusting.
End of sory.
am i the only one who doesn’t think she’s good looking?
only fuck her w/scott’s dick in hopes of getting a serious & dying
learn how to fucking spell
i would bang her till my dick fell off.