Guess That Ass
And the answer is Jill Martin. I can’t wait until one day when I hit the big time and I’m sitting courtside at the Garden. Jill Martin will come over the do Live From Celebrity Row and do that 60 second interview. All the A Listers will decline. So will the B Listers and C Listers. The D Listers and E Listers will give it some thought but decline. Which leaves the only F List celebrity blogger left in the house, KFC. Jill Martin will start the interview and realize she knows nothing about me and has no clue what to ask me. It will just be like 20 straight seconds of silence at first and then I motorboat her for the remaining 40 seconds.
At least thats usually how my dreams at night go. I flip back and forth between hitting a half court shot to win a car and a 60 second interview with Jill Martin, if you know what I mean.
Why would you be at the Garden? Watching the Celtics?
Yes, 58 year old men everywhere are popping boners, can we get an ass that wasn’t born prior to electricity?
I feel confident in saying that anyone, but an inbred from Boston, thinks of Madison Square Garden when the term ‘the garden’ is used.
Bow wow city…what’s goin on New York? WE had/have Heidi Watney and Jenny Dell and this is what you’re bringin? For shame…
She’d see that pelican gullet and lazy eye and be outta there so fast it would make your fuckin fat head spin
I wouldn’t mind sucking on those things for a few days or so
I’m an animal lover so it always saddens me to see a whale beach herself. The humanity!!!
This chick is so fucking gross I expect to hear reports that AROD is dating her shortly.
Only a poser from Jersey thinks of Madison Square Garden when the term ‘the garden’ is used.
Yeah right. All you guys would titty fuck her. If not, you’re a gay.
i didn’t know she had cans like that! Damn I love me some Jill Martin.
how is anyone call her nasty? Whats wrong with you queers?
You guys are fags. mid 30′s at her sexual peak. I bet she’s a dickwrecker…
id put it in her butt