And the answer is Jill Martin. I can’t wait until one day when I hit the big time and I’m sitting courtside at the Garden. Jill Martin will come over the do Live From Celebrity Row and do that 60 second interview. All the A Listers will decline. So will the B Listers and C Listers. The D Listers and E Listers will give it some thought but decline. Which leaves the only F List celebrity blogger left in the house, KFC. Jill Martin will start the interview and realize she knows nothing about me and has no clue what to ask me. It will just be like 20 straight seconds of silence at first and then I motorboat her for the remaining 40 seconds.
At least thats usually how my dreams at night go. I flip back and forth between hitting a half court shot to win a car and a 60 second interview with Jill Martin, if you know what I mean.