And the answer is Micaela Schaefer at the Men In Black 3 premiere. That dress looks like the black film strips inside a cassette tape, no? Which I am A-OK with. But I wonder how many chicks who aren’t trying to show off their asshole and/or areola this must piss off. They pick out a sleek and sexy yet respectable dress for the night. Hoping to take some red carpet pictures. Maybe make an appearance on the E! channel or Entertainment Tonight or maybe, just maybe, if you’re lucky, an appearance on Barstool New York’s Guess That Ass. But nope. That bitch over there with the strips of garbage bag covering her tits mooning the whole crowd every time the wind blows has officially stolen the show. Try again next time, you classy respectable movie stars. You wanna turn heads than get naked.