And the answer is Audrina. One of the few chicks who can just go by her first name, right? Beyonce. Madonna. Fuckin Audrina. If that doesn’t sum up the world of reality TV, I don’t know what does. At any rate, I was on the Audrina bandwagon before the entire planet. I fucking drove the Audrina bandwagon. I said from the jump she was hotter than LC and Kristin and all those other chicks on Laguna Beach and the OC. Its because I know that a slutty brunette with rock hard body will always trump a plain jane blond any day of the week.
Also, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, these bathing suits designed to go right up chick’s asses are phenomenal. As close as you can get to a thong bathing suit without being one