And the answer is Amanda Bynes. Make no mistake about it, folks, Amanda Bynes is a runaway train right now, and its only a matter of time before she runs out of tracks. She’s about 2 months away from a total meltdown. I can feel it in my bones. She got her DUI like a month ago. There’s been shots of her out partying more recently. She’s on the verge. I’m not saying she should be in a Celebrity Death Pool or anything, but if there was like a Celebrity Drug Arrest Pool or a Celebrity Sex Tape Pool, she’d be my sleeper. The common people all drafting Lindsay Lohan or Tara Reid or other sluts that are way past their destructive prime. Amanda Bynes is the rising star of whorish illegal behavior. She’s like Mike Trout or Bryce Harper or Mike Stanton. Put it in the books shes a can’t miss trainwreck.