And the answer is Sara Jean Underwood. Relentless smoke. How bad does it suck to be all the other girls on this blanket? From what I can tell I’m sure they’re all pretty cute, nice girls. But when you’re laying on the beach next to Sara Jean Underwood you have to be self conscious as fuck. Why isn’t my body as perfect as hers? Why is her ass so nice? God her face is so pretty! Why aren’t I as flexible as her? Must be mental torcher.