And the answer is Alessandra Ambrosio. Is this chick not the worst Brazilian chick ever? I mean don’t get me wrong, she’s hot. But I feel like she has the whitest Brazilian body in the world. No curves. No ass. This is the kinda chick you expect to be named Becky Worthington working as a rail thin Abercrombie greeter. Not Alessandra Ambrosio, the Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model. Gorgeous face and she definitely has her moments but she’s gotta be the plainest Brazilian model ever.