And the answer is Sara Jean Underwood in some 2012 catalog for Halloween costumes. All hail Queen of the Nerds. All this smoke is ever doing is dressing up like comic book heroes or video game characters looking like an absolute 10/10. If I could just get her to dress up like a creature from Magic: The Gathering I may never stop masturbating to her.

For real though she’s gotta be top 3 in the game right now, right?