And the answer is Christina Milian doing her best Baywatch impression with the high cut red one piece. Sexiest one pieces in the history of bathing suits. Its funny, if the hips on those bathing suits were a little lower they would just be frumpy mom bathing suits. But cut them a couple inches higher and give those bitches wedgies in the front and the back and add some slow motion on the television and all the sudden I had a decade long boner from 1990-2000. Genius.