Guess That Ass

Any guesses? No? Maybe it would help you if it was in grainy, green night vision goggles. Thats right its Paris Hilton, one of the sluttiest little minxes of the decade. Say what you want about Paris. She’s got a weird nose. Not very curvy. 100% retarded. But you’re lying if you say your boner wouldn’t rip through your pants if she was a normal chick you met at a bar that was acting as whorish as she acts.








Arguably the best legs in the game. Makes sex videos. Has a billion dollars. Sign me up.
Still got it
Crack whore! Take the cock out of your mouth long enough to eat something Paris!
Mint
Getting better as she matures
I bet her grundel tastes like freshly printed C notes.
would smash all day, but that one piece is fucking terrible.
Funny that few people realize she was cut out of the family fortune (still loaded anyway but not on the same planet people think) and she isn’t even the whore you pay $50 for in Amsterdam. $30 tops and instead of not speaking a word of english she is annoying as hell.
I would eat shit out of her ass
I would eat shit out of her ass
I wonder why she wears clothes? Everyone who’s anyone has already seen everything.
She looks like I could trick her into blowing me no problem. Remember the south park when Butters finger-blasts her and she coughs up semen the whole time? Fucking classic
@cant Perfect. You’re like the Fifth Element of this blog’s comment section.
I was thinking Jodie Foster from that hint.