And the answer is the ageless Kate Beckinsale. This chick is like a goddam evergreen. All the other trees eventually lose their leaves, but there goes Kate Beckinsale, as green as can fuckin be all year round. With her perfectly shaped pine cones and the lovely aroma of her pine needles. Alright enough of the tree comparison she’s walking around with her perfect ass and her pussy outlined by her yoga pants and shes almost 40. Just absolutely unstoppable. I don’t know whether I want to kidnap her in order to have sex with her or to make her take me to the fountain of youth she’s clearly found so that I can become immortal. Maybe I’ll have sex with her inside the fountain all at the same time.