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   by wheresmyballdontlieshirt on September 14, 2012 at 12:12 pm

   I just stubbed my penis on the underside of my desk.

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   by tomcaronsgoatee on September 14, 2012 at 12:13 pm

   solid work kevin. thank you.

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   by 4guys1barstool on September 14, 2012 at 12:14 pm

   I just came on my mom’s new basement couch

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   by otwisted on September 14, 2012 at 12:14 pm

   I’m going KFC and gonna say Jiminy Fuckin Crickets!!

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   by phil leotardo on September 14, 2012 at 12:16 pm

   I’d give up making derogatory jew comments just to finger her roast beef.

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   by Numero Two on September 14, 2012 at 12:17 pm

   So this is what it looked like when King Midas blew a load.

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   by domley on September 14, 2012 at 12:24 pm

   witty comment incorporating the word gold i.e. gold medal performance, i’d let her play with my goldmember, those cheeks are golden, etc.

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   by valbroski on September 14, 2012 at 4:32 pm

   I’d let her give me the Poughkeepsie Platter on face

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   by cantgetthestinkout on September 14, 2012 at 12:33 pm

   Great outfit.

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    by ursluttymom on September 14, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    Emma Watson + Victoria Beckham = this chick

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    by zrow on September 14, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    I LOVE GOOOOLLDDD!

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    by realnews on September 14, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    WOW! and double wow: http://hookedonhockeymagazine.com/millionaires-vs-billionaires-all-things-hockey/

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    by dblcougrhunter on September 14, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    perfection

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    by acardy on September 14, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    i would bong rip a fart out of her ass.

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    by Donnie Baseball on September 14, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    ohhhhh my lord there it is. perfection.

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    by exitwounds on September 14, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    muh gahd!!

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    by dpaynew13 on September 14, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    that right there is solid GOLD!

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    by rubberballsandliquor on September 14, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    My pants Pinocchio just told a lie!

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    by Jack Mehoffs on September 14, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    meh. i’ve had better

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    by trappedinnyc on September 14, 2012 at 6:17 pm

    i just blew my condom off and i wasn’t even wearing one

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    by privyetsuki on September 15, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    i love…. goooooooooooooooooold

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