And the answer is Vaneza Pelaez. Welp I just came in my pants. Give me about 25 minutes of recovery time and I’m gonna pour Goldschlager all over my dick and go hunting for this woman in the Colombian jungles.
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I just stubbed my penis on the underside of my desk.
solid work kevin. thank you.
I just came on my mom’s new basement couch
I’m going KFC and gonna say Jiminy Fuckin Crickets!!
I’d give up making derogatory jew comments just to finger her roast beef.
So this is what it looked like when King Midas blew a load.
witty comment incorporating the word gold i.e. gold medal performance, i’d let her play with my goldmember, those cheeks are golden, etc.
I’d let her give me the Poughkeepsie Platter on face
Emma Watson + Victoria Beckham = this chick
I LOVE GOOOOLLDDD!
WOW! and double wow: http://hookedonhockeymagazine.com/millionaires-vs-billionaires-all-things-hockey/
i would bong rip a fart out of her ass.
ohhhhh my lord there it is. perfection.
that right there is solid GOLD!
My pants Pinocchio just told a lie!
meh. i’ve had better
i just blew my condom off and i wasn’t even wearing one
i love…. goooooooooooooooooold
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