And the answer is Eva Longoria. Ordinarily I’d call her a she-devil and blame her for Mark Sanchez’s shitty play. But the reality is Mark Sanchez just kinda sucks at football. Whether he’s moving in with Eva Longoria or not. So in that case, I can’t hate on him or her. He’s a crappy quarterback surrounded by an even crappier football team. Can’t knock him for banging one of the hottest chicks in the game.