Dorsett is such a fake ass tough guy
Stepan has zero teeth left
Imagine if @JoseCanseco and @AmandaBynes had a child together? That baby would come out of the womb already wearing a straight jacket
A chick who tweets about getting her vagina murdered can't then turn around and complain about it being slapped. #BYNES
It does feel that way. RT @JohnYann Are you writing Bynes' press releases? Sounds just like your writing. If not you two are soul mates
And the answer is Simone De Kock. Yup. Thats her name. She’s a Sports Illustrated model with the last name Kock. You know how absurd it is for a super smoke like this to have a last name like cock? That would be like if Ryan Gosling’s name was Ryan Pussy. Either its an incredible coincidence or this chick and her PR people know exactly what they are doing.
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feather coming straight out of her asshole
De Kock is her middle name. Inher Asse is her last name
What a terrible tattoo.
Nice tire track tattoo. I’d drive one into her ass!!
Yeah I like that. I like that a lot.
Looks like a Michelin LTX M/S 2 tire track! Hilarious. . . just yet another ‘tattoo artist’ that needs to be put in jail. Hahaha…how f-ing stupid!
idiots, the tat isn’t real
Jesus you guys are stupid. The fake tat is designed to look like a tire tread. See the Dunlop logo on the bikini?
Now THAT is straight fire, not ElPres’s crispy Cream result.
It’s a fake tattoo you fuckin’ think for yourselfers. Jesus Christ…notice how she doesn’t have it in ANY of the other pictures and in the picture where she does have it she’s wearing a dunlop tire bikini. Fuck, some of you are really retarded.
A+ blog. A+ kock.
Thank god we have some of you to set us straight. Wow I feel so be-littled!
P255/65R/16′s?
Now that’s one kock I would definitely suck.
@pinksalami
A plus bro, A friggin plus.
If she married Ryan Gosling her name would be Simone Gosling De Kock. Catchy.
no joke, there was a tennis girl at my school with the last name Sackmaster.
thats like an ice cream man with the last name cone!