Guess That Ass
And the answer is Kourtney Kardashian getting fisted by her husband Scott Disick. Get it, Scott! Finger your wife’s asshole! Whats that catchy saying about the Shocker? 2 in the pink, the rest of the fingers probably up her butt! When you still wanna finger your wife in public, thats when its true love. Also doesn’t hurt when she’s about to hop in her Ferrari as a reminder that she’s a member of the most wealthy family in the world. I’d fist Khloe if it meant I could get into bed with the Kardashians. Shit, I’d let her fist me.
Also, Scott Disick going as Patrick Batemen for Halloween is literally a perfect costume. 10.0, A+ job.
whats up with her knees in that one picture? Looks like she has the gout or some shit.
I think I’ll have cottage cheese for lunch.
i hate myself for knowing this but im pretty sure they arent married, otherwise we would have heard about some E! special where the Kardashians put on another sham wedding to make millions
He’s not fingering her asshole, he’s typing in his PIN number at the ATM machine.
I wanna smell Scott Disick’s fingers….what?
Mo had a blog a while back about the real ugly sister and was trying to figure out who the father was and had a picture of King Kong atop the Empire State Building. I think of that every time I’m flipping the channels and that Mangalore is on there
You know that family all takes it in the ass….including that husband of hers.
oh those Kardashian sluts, they’ll do anything for a camera….
Hate those shorts that look like a skirt. She seems to be holding it down as if her asshole is about to pop out, then much to my displeasure the next shot shows it was never a possibility. I have an active imagination until proven otherwise.
Love how she’s trying to keep her skirt up, but we all know she’s still gonna take it later.
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no doubt that’s the first white thing that’s been in her ass
Each sister trying to out whore the other. Love sibling rivalries! Can’t wait to see what the youngest has planned…fap fap fap
@otwisted with the best comment of the year
The shocker is so 1999. The new move is the Mini Van – it’s all the rage in high school and college. Pretty simple move, which builds on the basics established in the Shocker: 2 IN THE FRONT, 5 IN THE REAR! It’s a fantastic first date move.
Once you’ve mastered the Mini Van, take it to the next level and lift the chic up while executing the move – this is referred to as the JIM HENSON since the chic basically becomes a Muppet!
I thought this was some stills from the opening scene of a porno.
Those legs are fucking disgusting. Wear some fucking pants or start working out.
“Moon River” Hey Doc. you got the whole hand up there
@boon any Fletch reference is quality stuff.
1) Looked at that first default wrong and thought it was a crossdresser grabbing his own junk.
2) pretty sure Scott was picking the Kardashian up off the ground by her vag at one point.
why is that dude not wearing any shoes?