And the answer is Brandi Glanville. One of the Real Housewives. I’ll be honest about 2 things 1) these pictures are absolutely doing it for me. Chick is almost 40 and is bringing the heat here. 2) I respect the fuck out of the Real Housewives. Bunch of broads who just cashed in on being broads. They were all like “Welp, I’m a drunk, chatty, catty golddigger. I bet someone would wanna watch that on TV.” Give me hope that one day I can be on a reality show of sorts. Some sort of male equivalent where people wanna watch me just be a normal dude all day and night. Watch me watch sports and eat wings and chase chicks and shit. That would be an ideal life to live.