And the answer is Michelle Schall. You get one billion GTA points if you guessed this right. I have absolutely zero clue who this chick is, even less of a clue why anyone photographed her on the beach, and the leastest of clues why Egotastic felt the need to post pictures of her. But she’s got a pretty nice tush and a twitter account with only 127 followers so I’m sure you guys can follow her and have some fun with that. Look at that – I did some fucking research!